About Marcus_Eder
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
The Rev. Marcus is a rogue scholar, writer, angry liberal and designer. His novel, Rorschach's Ribs is available in hardcover and paperback. He is also the author of "Nobody Puts Swayze in the Corner: the Tao of Swayze" which raises money for the American Cancer Society.
When he isn't writing or cursing the government under his breath, he's fronting the seminal Gothic-Americana band, Strawfoot.
My Stories
- Never refuse your mother's friend request.
- Am I a tweeter or twit?
- Bought a new mac. Outdated already.
- you never drink alone on facebook.
- I have become lazy using spellcheck
- I will really miss the books.
- tried to pray, found no words
- In my mind, I'm much better.
- I'm ready now, but life isn't
- standing in the rain, no umbrella
- she wants a baby, besides me
- my obscurity is rarely a choice
- I google myself far too often
- I've been busy publishing Rorschach's Ribs
- writer at a loss for words
- you can't fix what isn't broken
- I prefer to deep fry everything
- I tend to drink my dinner
- love means always saying you're sorry
- I live off the dollar menu
- my light in the stygian darkness
- "spoon" went back to stirring coffee
- I put the seat down now.
- I make her laugh. That's enough.
- I finally got tired of waiting.
- oh lord, here we go again.
- never got to live completely alone.
- sometimes we leave for a reason.
- some women just can't let go
- I'll be there in 5 minutes
- google mapped directions to funky town
- all of my bosses are younger
- algebra kept me from a degree.
- Rhodes Scholar? More like Rogue Scholar.
- the ring makes me more desirable
- table for two but dining alone
- everyone's different, just like everyone else
- gave everything until everything was gone
- no plastic surgery for mental scars
- six words might leave me unemployed
- The Dynamics of a Tragedy
- living in the shadows of obscurity
- I can't stop writing six words
- McSweeny's doesn't realize what they're missing
- I'll never out run my past
- I haven't given up just yet
- I only run when I'm chased
- Lent: Winners Never Quit
- I got Laid...Off.
- Don't Eat the Snow: My Winter of Disrepair
- I read my porn online now.
- I only gamble with my life
- Tourettes: Winners Never Quit
