About MamaRubberboot
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Mismatched socks.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
The doctor's office.
In bed I like to read:
the labels on my medications, just before I fall asle........
My favorite story of all time is:
the one with the pink bunny suit.
Right now, I'm reading:
Twilight. I want to see what the fuss is about and confirm to myself how superior I am to the hype. So far, so good. I think my IQ is like, unchanged, by the fluff I'm reading, totally.
My Stories
- All my exes live in texts
- Oh her? Name's Ima. Ima Hazbeen.
- Don't commence to start being redundant.
- Account for your time, cheaty pants.
- Nothing glamorous. An honest, comfortable invisibility.
- Today I considered what could've been
- I underestimated your underestimation of me.
- Oh, were you expecting depth? Sorry.
- Nothing's as Canadian as "I'm sorry".
- I'm riveted by the Bedazzler commercials.
- Talking's overrated. Have a crisis muffin.
- Screw flowers. Bring me a Timmies.
- Inspiration hit, then Windows required restart!
- His apathy is the worst cruelty
- Remember when a Freezie cured all?
- Homocidal cocktail: Marriage on the rocks
- I am SO NOT dramatic, OK?
- Tahoma, you're just not my type.
- Googled "TMI". Your six-worder came twice.
- Breastfeeders Support Group: "Hang in There!"
- Liars are the new Princes. Charming.
- Burning rage renders me hopelessly unfeminine
- Packaged by weight, not by volume
- Frustratingly tangled in old "fat" pajamas
- Cut myself on broken glass promises
- Tired of being the 'before' picture!
- Guest starring in my life story
- Many fancy themselves thinkers, she thought.
- Yesterday called. Tell you why tomorrow.
- Thirty pounds. I'm unearthing new issues.
- Tolerating my ex-in-laws, he achieved sainthood.
- Unlucky, kid you not. Swine flu.
- Nod eeduff decongesdent id the udiverse
- Failed "Marriage". Have to repeat class.
- I always love the restless ones.
- Freshly kissed, started writing songs again
- Genuine as push-up bras and Spanx
- Wedding ring made me look fat.
- Resisting you, Cowboy. But just barely.
- Compliment me. I'll wag my tail.
- Songstress with so much left unsung
- Nowadays, being optimistic is positively lonely
- Smiles reflect more than any mirror
- Love you beyond my own understanding
- A love letter never gets old.
- Wanna slow-burnin' romance in microwave world
- Canadian girl. Beer. Hockey. Typical eh?
- These boots are made for mocking
- Profane emissions: cough cough cough cough
- Birthdays, karaoke, both attract bad singers!
- Cohabitation ultimately leads to personality elimination
- Making sleeping dogs tell the truth
- Tell me if I love know-it-alls
- Shedding my shame pound by pound
- Internet robs us of natural selection
- An idealist, eyes closed, not dealing.
- Genetically speaking, I'm a shallow ender
- I'm a Playstation3 widow. Thanks, Sony.
- should've read disclaimer: not for sissies
- I'll smile until my cheeks ache!
- Fortune cookie read: Please try again
- Please never surprise me at work!
- See that line? Cross with me.
- My criteria shrink breakup by breakup
- You missed my best sixes yesterday
- Sour grapes; product of my raisin'
- My victory dance; delight unto defeat
- My favourite part: Blank blankety blank
- Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark!
- Don't eat the truth; it's sugarcoated
- Notice; better to give than receive.
- He knows frighteningly little about me
- Would I even recognize truth anymore?
- I'm naked without his false flattery
- PS: I'm out of your league.
- Learning not to need you anymore
- I'm afraid I got the job!
- At his collarbone, I smell lies
- Tear trails; love spilled over cheeks.
- If only I'd taken a mulligan
- Disenchantment, realizing I'm extraordinarily uniquely ordinary
- Mired in you. Enough's never enough.
- Hourglass. Just a mighty big one.
- Best comedy routine; laughing at oneself.
- Chubby girls flirt better. Have to.
- Short-term memory lapses; something like that.
- Concession: never holding the remote again
- Not impossible: death by control tops
- Forgiveness: Choosing comfort over hard choices
- Birthday today. 62. Still finding herself.
- Smiling while poked by wayward underwires
- Would Viagra give me a backbone?
- Deceit drips from his forked tongue
- Life should have a backspace key.
- Nothing kills conversation like brutal honesty.
- Glad no-one hears my inner conversations
- Love should not exhaust me so
- Trust destroyed; searched internet history. Numb.
- No-fair 2-use hyphens, I'm a cheaty-pants
- Once-a-day girl trapped in once-a-month life
- Inner sexpot suffocated by fat cells
- Deluded, diluted, made from concentrate childhood
- Motherhood is a delightfully diverse neighborhood
- Big Fish. Little Pond. Torn fins.
- He teaches. We laugh. It's perfection.
