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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Mismatched socks.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
The doctor's office.
In bed I like to read:
the labels on my medications, just before I fall asle........
My favorite story of all time is:
the one with the pink bunny suit.
Right now, I'm reading:
Twilight. I want to see what the fuss is about and confirm to myself how superior I am to the hype. So far, so good. I think my IQ is like, unchanged, by the fluff I'm reading, totally.
Latest Memoir:
All my exes live in texts.
- All my exes live in texts.
- Oh her? Name's Ima. Ima Hazbeen.
- Don't commence to start being redundant.
- Account for your time, cheaty pants.
- Nothing glamorous. An honest, comfortable invisibility.
- Today I considered what could've been.
- I underestimated your underestimation of me.
- Oh, were you expecting depth? Sorry.
- Nothing's as Canadian as "I'm sorry".
- I'm riveted by the Bedazzler commercials.
- Talking's overrated. Have a crisis muffin.
- Screw flowers. Bring me a Timmies.
- Inspiration hit, then Windows required restart!
- His apathy is the worst cruelty.
- Remember when a Freezie cured all?





