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Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
on my trusty Kindle --- tantamount to heroin
In bed I like to read:
those Do Not Remove warnings, very intimidating
My favorite story of all time is:
Cuckoo's Nest, flat out
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
The story of my life
Right now, I'm reading:
Jim Harrison novel
Latest Memoir:
Can't wait until summer is over.
- Can't wait until summer is over.
- Castration showing promise as True-Love cure.
- Regret relinquishing brussel sprouts for Lent.
- Sixed. Lost ability to write paragraphs.
- Uncooked bacon makes the best bookmark.
- Sex is a lot like algebra.
- Shave an ape, greet a man.
- My mind's rational in funhouse mirrors.
- Crepuscular tendrils of censorship, democracy's McCarthyism.
- Women-chastening waggle-fingers are cathartic, jizzum-free boners.
- The Universe might function without me.
- JimBeamaalox, Betty Ford toddy under covers.
- Grammar Cock: Erectile Disfunction, Extreme Unction.
- G.W.Bush's Rushmore requires waterfall for drool.
- Love Presidents' Day: Gates, Jobs, Trump.
