Latest Memoir:
Naps in hammocks, ocean breeze, bliss.
- Naps in hammocks, ocean breeze, bliss.
- 75 percent of bosses are idiots.
- The most anoying co-workers are LAZY!
- Feet: use them to commute more.
- Could eat pizza at every meal.
- Cant cook, keep trying, sorry family.
- Alcohol stole you away too early.
- Sorry kids, just bumbling throught it.
- That gray area? I live there.






