About Larry_D._Smith
I'm answering in sixes:
"I'm always running late for yoga."
"Threw spaghetti at wall; some stuck."
"Now I obsessively count the words."
This American Life, The Fray. Salon. Esquire. The New Yorker. On bottle caps. The sports section of Philly.com.
I like it when my wife reads me movies reviews from The New Yorker as I fall asleep.
Miller's Crossing. ("Nobody knows anyone.")
Your mind. And also "What is the What."
My Favorite Stories
- I Should Have Stayed Away
By Mary_Elizabeth_Williams in My Ex
- I have overdosed on my mother.
- Honeymoon disastrous. Single room supplement expensive.
- I am more than six words.
By JTony in Six-Word Memoirs
- Blocked my own mother on Facebook.
- I am going to prosecute Cheney.
- I photoshop people in my head.
By Abigail_Pope in Six-Word Memoirs
- take that
- Laurel at Woodstock, 1969
By Elizalear in My Life So Far
- Men, Chocolate, Cats
No Particular OrderBy Jeni_Anne in Six-Word Memoirs
- 3 sisters, 2 toilets, 1 shower.
- Hours passed examining dog's breathing patterns.
By brookann in Six-Word Memoirs
- The Bug and I
By MeGo_Melissa_Gould in What's Your Next-Door Neighbor Story?
- cameras out: there is beauty everywhere.
By stargirl in Six-Word Memoirs
- Night of The Black Crysanthemum
- I thought something was odd...
- I am dying on the branch.
By Miss_Kibble in Six-Word Memoirs
- summer of sam
- The Property
- A melting world awaits happy crocuses.
By jareilly in Six-Word Memoirs
- I am the pencil you dropped.
By bubbleblast in Six-Word Memoirs
- Middle child battling to reverse position.
- Considering converting to Luddism post-Twitter addiction.
By tarintowers in Six-Word Memoirs
- Loved when your records met mine.
- And now for something completely different.
- Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back.
- I should've used a sperm donor.
- The slasher next door
By Pablo_A._Rajczyk in What's Your Next-Door Neighbor Story?
- Do I use sarcasm? NoooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo, never!
By Del-Viking in Six-Word Memoirs
- Wash These Thoughts From My Brain.
- Biography: Birth, Boyhood, Betrothed, Bald, Bedridden
By BanjomanDan in Six-Word Memoirs
- Yearning for something, not sure what.
By stripeymeow in Six-Word Memoirs
- I came into the world ready.
By PartyMaster in Six-Word Memoirs
- Running with scissors never felt better.
By bruin14 in Six-Word Memoirs
- Made many mistakes; rinsed then repeated.
By bruin14 in Six-Word Memoirs
- Shaped like a cello. Play me!
By SueBrooks in Six-Word Memoirs
- In and out of hot water.
By piper in Six-Word Memoirs
- Jeff Goldbum's Virgin Pinkberry Experience
- Son on facebook studying other lives
By tymberr in Six-Word Memoirs
- Constantly counting words. Shower, car, sex.
- it's exactly what i planned. fuck.
- Beware misanthrops in aprons taking orders
- Invest in civic energy. Its renewable.
- It's snowing and I'm practically naked.
- Always hated number 6.
Until now. - Organized Religion: The everlasting Ponzi scheme.
By JaePM in Six-Word Memoirs
- On my snowboard, I'm completely free.
By Voodoo_Lady in Six-Word Memoirs
- Pathological liar, living with a psychologist.
By breathnach in Six-Word Memoirs
- Nothing funny about being a comedian.
By lmattozz in Six-Word Memoirs
- Funhouse mirrors: clearer than your perception.
By Sabss in Six-Word Memoirs
- Facebook made me more socially inept.
By mizqueenie in Six-Word Memoirs
- Blind dog runs household with ease.
By cbeez in Six-Word Memoirs
- I am a shell, sea tossed.
By Wildfleour in Six-Word Memoirs
- Anger management therapy pisses me off.
By mwschmeer in Six-Word Memoirs
- I am embarrassed of my emotions
- My new favorite word is wanderlust.
By annyong in Six-Word Memoirs
- Made redundant. Found ambition. Fingers crossed.
By fisforfaye in Six-Word Memoirs
- I found my mother's suicide note.
- New life without my right breast
By babushka1 in Six-Word Memoirs
- Miss the smell of dad's cologne.
By NatashaJ in Six-Word Memoirs
- Age 70. Sexy dreams. What's next?
By Rivka_Levy in Six-Word Memoirs
- One kiss was all it took.
By kat2042 in Six-Word Memoirs
- In his defense, I said 'adventure'.
- orthopedic
surgeries
strengthened me
at six.By MarchthisQ in Six-Word Memoirs
- Michael Stipe mumbled my formative years.
By Simply_Susan in Six-Word Memoirs
- 97 and just went to heaven.
By apprp.writes in Six-Word Memoirs
- Easter Bunny update: ate the ears.
By SandraHanksB in Six-Word Memoirs
- Wheelchair, walker, crutches, cane, second grade
By MarchthisQ in Six-Word Memoirs
- Happiness: Spring rain on bald head
By BanjomanDan in Six-Word Memoirs
- sometimesitjustallblurstogether
By Katy_Reinsel in Six-Word Memoirs
- Still running from my genetic destiny.
By mrskennedy in Six-Word Memoirs
- He, open book; I, an illiterate.
By Veerlala in Six-Word Memoirs
- myspace, facebook, twitter, smith, still bored.
By Kenny_Clark in Six-Word Memoirs
- I am a closet punk rocker.
By euterpe in Six-Word Memoirs
- Mom's Alzheimers. She forgets. I remember.
- Obama: Happiest I've Been in Years.
- Stimulants help me survive the exhaustion.
By Andrew_Glaze in Six-Word Memoirs
- Birthmother found me through mom's obituary.
By KateVogl in Six-Word Memoirs
- Is our song reaching its crescendo?
By teritunes in Six-Word Memoirs
- All my ex-boyfriends have turned gay.
By mhmdanielle in Six-Word Memoirs
- Earth was definitely my second choice.
By Starsurfer in Six-Word Memoirs
- Stretch out with your feelings, Luke.
By peteaj in Six-Word Memoirs
- Undersell myself to always exceed expectations.
By quasikinda in Six-Word Memoirs
- left law to write my future
By ranwalker in Six-Word Memoirs
- Life should have a backspace key.
- 24: must stop putting off life.
By Amiee in Six-Word Memoirs
- It was the drugs talking ...
- I Quit
- Glee
- We Brought You a Cake
- A Compliment (click here)
- Running into pregnancy
- They Say the Second one comes faster
- Pre-BabyBoom EPT Test
- Self Esteem
- goosed
- My home birth
- Where Are My Toes?
- six word pregnancy
- Giving Birth In Mexico
- Young Things and Old Things
- I miss her still...
- Darling SpaceInvader,
You're invited to join us on an amazing adventure, everyone is very excited to meet you and we are making impressive adjustments and special arrangements in your honor. You will be pleased to know we have made your comfort and wellbeing our top priority and intend to go … - Surprise, surprise
- The Fall Before the Labor
- Who's Pregnant?
- It was you
- The Big Question?
- Fictional Fecundity
- Egg Releasing
- "Routine," the doctor had said. "Healthy!" exclaimed the nurse. "What about your senior year!" lamented her mother. "There go my dreams of the major league," mumbled the father. Rumbling in her belly, she rubs her tummy in a circular motion. "I guess it's us, then." and heads …
- Zee-Bop
- Welcome, Trickster
- Lack of sleep
- Lost my virginity ten hours away
By amesplaza in Six-Word Memoirs
- Governors: The wide receivers of politics.
- the top percentile is surprisingly mediocre.
By M.A.N. in Six-Word Memoirs
- Black's slimming powers are often overestimated.
- Breaking Up with My Mother
By TempletonRobin in My Life So Far
- They don't know I know Spanish
- Journalism major; not afraid of death.
By LisaAmica in Six-Word Memoirs
- Sent home. Baby born in bathtub.
- Approaching retirement, stocks drop, now reproaching.
- Swallowing pills, they swallowed me back.
By filly in Six-Word Memoirs
- My alpaca died. We ate her.
By j_a_m_e_s_k in Six-Word Memoirs
- We both reached for the gun.
By Ed_Ramsell in Six-Word Memoirs
- 25, just realized no one's watching.
- Drink wine. Compose memoirs. Burn dinner.
By Pattysue in Six-Word Memoirs
- Milk Run
By wsupton in My Life So Far
- Hemingway of his generation. Only shorter.
By Moo in Six-Word Memoirs
- Mom goes back to Dad. Again.
By Beth_Dunigan in Six-Word Memoirs
- Hair and heart; Hard to tame.
By MyAlias in Six-Word Memoirs
- HELLO, MY NAME IS
HIGH MAINTENANCE~By Cleo in Six-Word Memoirs
- Is there ever really enough cowbell?
- I just remodeled my comfort zone.
- Coffee, kisses, conversation, in that order.
- Wish "Control-Z" were soulful as Whiteout.
By AJG in Six-Word Memoirs
- Harpists aren't angels; I would know.
By Viv in Six-Word Memoirs
- Husband won't confirm my relationship status.
- I Sang for Michael Jackson
By BlissFord in Brushes with Fame
- Dog knows me better than husband.
By rainraven in Six-Word Memoirs
- I wikipedia'd myself. They denied entry.
- Quitting smoking. New addiction: Chewing gum.
By lazscott89 in Six-Word Memoirs
- Converted to Judaism for the jokes.
By lmattozz in Six-Word Memoirs
My Stories
- Google maps keep saving my ass.
- Mediocre Chinese dinner becomes champion breakfast.
- I am in over my head.
- You can't spell hilarious without Larry.
- Book due. Broken glasses. Bad combo.
- Said yoga teacher: "Hang on, babycakes."
- Only dude in the yoga class.
- I'm always happy. I'm never satisfied.
- Now I obsessively count the words.
- Our long national nightmare is over.
- Watched Obama speech; Xanax kicked in.
- Threw spaghetti at wall; some stuck.
- Every Day They Write the Book
- The King and I
- Two sisters; never left seat up.
- Don't swing until your second marriage.
- It's Only Mick's Pee, but I Like It
