Lancastrian

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Multiple online identities: Awesome discussions guaranteed!
- Multiple online identities: Awesome discussions guaranteed!
- Real Life Shortcuts FTW! Especially CTRL+Z.
- Panda genome decoded. Also turned vegetarian.
- Seven hours time difference. It sucks.
- Long-distance relationship. First Berlin. Now Japan.
- Google everything: Grandma thinks I'm brilliant.
- Born in USA. Made in Germany.
- Born in America. Made in Germany.
- Desperate enough to read my spam-mails.
- Got four daughters. Wanted a son.
- I want my heart back. Please.
- He died while drying my tears.
- I was taught not to remember.
- I loved her, she loved herself.
- Nobody likes my cookies. Lucky me!





