Lainee

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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
"I didn't know we had homework...."
Latest Memoir (of 15):
Send e-cards to avoid phone calls.
- Send e-cards to avoid phone calls.
- Surprise! Boyfriend remembered my birthday.
- Sometimes i just let it ring.
- Sometimes i just let it ring.
- I bought turkey bacon on purpose.
- Neighbor noticed tampon box in bin.
- Mom installed padlock on the fridge.
- Tourists: jambalaya's not really that special.
- Made friends waiting in sno-ball line.
- Mom goes to church; Daddy fishes.
- Swinging is his way of belonging.
- I'm glad you moved to California.
- Can you bring us two spoons?
- Just one more glass of wine.
- Better than sex with my boyfriend.




