About LOPAKA
My favorite story of all time is:
wannabe mum. secretly stopped taking Pill.
Right now, I'm reading:
Obits. So many are younger than I! My secret to longevity is secret to me too. Police procedurals. Wambaugh. Robert B. Parker, Michael Palmer, Scott Turow, Grisham. Why not? Retirement is about spending time pleasureably, but I have causes too.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
i read playboy for the stories. new yorker, wikipedia, bartleby -everything and anything. even ingredient lists interest me.
In bed I like to read:
not at all. i read outdoors in open shade many hours every day.
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
SO SOON OLD, SO LATE SINGLE!
My Favorite Stories
- EINSTEIN HAD MISTRESSES. I FEEL STUPID.
By LOPAKA in Six-Word Memoirs
- witch clinton wears pants in family
By LOPAKA in Six-Word Memoirs
- This is really a pithing contest.
By LOPAKA in Six-Word Memoirs
- "candy is dandy. liquor is quicker."
By LOPAKA in Six-Word Memoirs
My Stories
- sadder but wiser man am I
- eternity. two people and a ham
- candy is dandy. liquor is quicker.
- crab-stuffed avocado brunch overlooking surf. no-ka-oi!
- no jewish delis? im outta here
- never got mom's blitz torte recipe
- not drinking any more, nor less
- slipped with vermouth? easy. add gin
- three martinis is one too many
- some people are no damn good
- not drinking any more- nor less
- contemptus mundi et vitae
- disappointment with life as it is
- seventy can be the new fifty
- desperation. within realm of my understanding
- this place is getting borderline crowded
- doctors preached to me. they're dead
- never ignore lies if considering marriage
- parenthood. no good deed goes unpunished.
- the good die young. i survive
- been a tough century so far
- oedipus wrecks
- unable to express yourself in english?
- suggestions wanted for new interesting vices
- flunking the school of hard knocks
- what is life without a vice?
- once i was a rich man
- died. stopped thinking outside the box
- born in a much earlier age
- my ex had a better lawyer
- "it's deja-vu all over again."
- life. one rejection letter after another
- "herpes--the gift that keeps giving"
- "what happens to a dream deferred?"
- can't fool any people any time
- "it ain't over till it's over."
- "so i'm ugly. so what?"
- hang up and drive dammit
- famous lust words- "come here often?"
- "don't worry. i'm fine." marie antoinette
- please feel free to come anytime
- increasing entropy solves global warming problem
- gave up everything that consumes energy
- or? increasing entropy causes global warming?
- glad you can't read my mind
- campaigns drag on increasing my entropy
- which candidates are LAWYERS? mccain jests.
- damn! shudda typed go' ogle instead
- "immigration. the sincerest form of flattery."
- empuje botton elnumero dos para ingles
- this place is getting borderline crowded
- buy can-openers at 99centsonly stores- frequently!
- analog guy frequently meets digital doctors
- Like Carter. Pretended not watching D.VanDyke.
- No replies sent to Google addresses.
- "I shouldn't even be doing this."
- SecretService covert nametags for Hillary!!Priceless!!
- witch clinton wears pants in family
- Wine, woman, thong, -drink to that!
- Wine, women, song. Not in order.
- Pigs fly. I get center seat.
- SOMETIMES I'M UP. SOMETIMES I'M DOWN--
- NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE I'VE SEEN--
- NOBODY KNOWS MY SORROW. GLORY HALELUJAH!
- witch clinton always wears pants
- single supplements savagely suck singles' savings.
- swmseekssf to go to the mattresses.
- trapped. enjoying maslow's physiological level though.
- i'll be loving you; all ways.
- Pigs fly. I get center seat.
- keep smiling. it drives'em crazy.
- swmseekssf comfy in coach four ways.
- Not necssarily in order of preference--
- O'ahu, Kaua'i, Moloka'i, Lana'i, Maui, HAWAI'I.
- Think twice. Think again. Marry maybe.
- liz. prom dress at 20--priceless.
- "hillary's radical summer"-truehaft, walker, and burnstein.
- Whitewatergate was not a rafting trip.
- Filegate was not a jail break.
- Travelgate is not a security checkpoint.
- you doing anything after the orgy?
- wahini been kaua'i; no ka oi!
- must be heaven, i hear slack-key
- "I wonder who's kissing her now."
- just don't want to say goodbye.
- "candy is dandy. liquor is quicker."
- This is really a pithing contest.
- I wonder if she's single now.
- slipped with vermouth? easy. add gin.
- "buy low, sell high. sounds easy!."
- slack-key guitar- like a neverending honeymoon.
- On your mark, ready, boom! Fire!
- life. just one suckerpunch after another.
- are you sure deathbed conversion works?
- Implant lenses. Fantastic! Vet surgeons carefully.
- keep guard up! NOW I remember.
- "FRIENDS DIE. RELATIONSHIPS DON'T." JACK LEMMON
- EINSTEIN HAD MISTRESSES. I FEEL STUPID.
- ETERNITY. TWO PEOPLE AND A HAM.
- never challenge trebek in trivial pursuit
- FOR SALE. SLIDE RULE. LOOK COOL!
- Checked mail Ed. Nothing from PCH.
- FOR SALE. BOOKS ABOUT TECHNICAL ANALYSIS.
- FOR SALE. CONDOM OVERSTOCK. NEVER USED.
- SWM SEEKS SF.
- "DYING IS EASY. COMEDY IS HARD."
- TAKE IT FROM ME. KARMA SUCKS.
- MY HIGHER POWER INVENTED SPAGHETTI STRAPS.
- BEST YEARS? KIDDIE POOLS AND SLIPNSLIDE.
- OLD MEN RUE MOST-FLINGS DECLINED.
- HAIL, HAIL, THE GANG'S ALL ??
- I'd like to collect miniatures. Philipinas?
- SMOKE AFTER SEX? I'LL CHECK.
- NOT AS YOUNG AS I FEEL.
- LOVED SOPHIA FROM AFAR 50 YEARS.
- I ALREADY TRIED PLANS THROUGH T.
- I ZIGGED WHEN I SHUDDA ZAGGED.
- My country tis of thee-Sweet!
- V GATES. V GATES. V GATES!
- STILL HEALTHY AFTER ALL THAT DISSIPATION!
- BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE A DIME?
- HOPE THE JURY IS STILL OUT.
- DON'T COUNT ME OUT YET.
- REARED DURING DEPRESSION, THANKS MOM,DAD.
- I SHOUDA STOOD IN BED!
- STILL GETTING SCREWED, FINANCIALLY THAT IS.
- what does that big S mean?
- MOM NEVER MADE ME PRACTISE PIANO.
- THINK I'LL TAKE A MULLIGAN.
- THREE MARTINIS IS ONE TOO MANY.
- GOOD GENES, NOW I READ OBITS.
- No regrets. Except for caustic one-liners.
- I'D RATHER BE IN KAPALUA.
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