Kenny Clark
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About Kenny Clark
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Fear
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Home. In my head as I try and write lyrics and melodies.
In bed I like to read:
Don't read in bed
My favorite story of all time is:
"David Copperfield," Dickens.
Right now, I'm reading:
Nothing. Something to believe in.
My Stories
- Lights were on, love wasn't home
- little green datsun just wasn't enough
- love is easy, hate is work
- Love: 8 pounds and 6 ounces
- I tried "futureless," eventually got bored.
- always said "please," never "you're welcome."
- Painted wall red, love was brown
- Not as easy as it looks
- Lack of sleep
- you say potato, I say potato
- A dedicated nay-sayer struggling for yes-dom
- some day, i too, will end
- Finally got, where I was going
- dealing with reality just plain sucks
- I am man, sometimes I roar
- buttery veins, fried brains, moldy pains
- Black'n'white, color, cable, vcr, dvd, dvr
- Guns and twinkies. Love and death.
- More fiber, more people, more happy
- Fiber; helps EVERY thing run smoother
- Hope for today, wait for tomorrow
- I cry, with hat in hand
- I've been drunk for 8 years
- won the bet, lost my mind
- take it back, they're not boobs.
- one more chance....say cheese mother-f#$ker
- I'm thinking baked....no...no....fried!!
- Say what again...I dare you
- Say WHAT again...say WHAT again
- Smile. Can you say dinner?
- Tweety tweety, bang bang...you're dead
- I still yearn for his approval
- once bitten, twice bitten, started biting
- my life is a Seinfeld repeat.
- I am history, trying to change
- Mom. Dad. Must I spell it.
- 10 fingers. 10 toes. good start.
- Afraid of dying, terrified of living
- getting tired of hiding my emotions
- I would much rather be drunk
- New baby. I love his toys
- Without T.V. I'd have to live
- keep telling me life is wonderful
- Mass Appeal
- 30 and I never got dirty
- Genetically challenged, chemically imbalanced, channel changer
- How about: stop, collaborate and listen
- When enough becomes finite, I'll stop
- nobody reads, they just keep writing
- Powerful with Powerlessness
- I could do this all day
- Sixty six word memoirs might work.
- Born. Died. Reborn. gone again. Why?
- He was walking fast when suddenly.....
- Stop talking, start listening, keep forgetting
- I chose easy, ended up bored
- Crawled climbed accomplished crippled confused scared
More SMITH Story Projects
What can you say about love and heartbreak in six words?
Everyone has a story. Can you tell yours in six words? Submit yours to be considered for SMITH's next six-word memoir book. The first book, Not Quite What I Was Planning, is out now.