About Kenny_Clark
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Fear
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Home. In my head as I try and write lyrics and melodies.
In bed I like to read:
Don't read in bed
My favorite story of all time is:
"Bound for Glory" Woody Guthrie
Right now, I'm reading:
2 kids, no time for books.(that's 6 words!)
My Stories
- I gotta stop thinking in sixes
- I'm crippled by my own mortality.
- I can't keep up with myself.
- Never in step with marching band
- I totally fell in love today.
- I'm a bore, and know it.
- Everything I have, came from nothing.
- I never smile when I'm alone.
- my past is one fat monkey
- leg up; leg down; even steven
- Where in the world am I?
- Reality does not bite...it sucks!
- Self-actualization: the myth; self-awareness: the torture.
- My self-esteem is six feet under.
- I am consistently just above average.
- I'm afraid to make new friends.
- It just came naturally...that's why.
- My mind's eye needs corrective lenses.
- My addictions continue to define me.
- Father's phone rings......hold on son.
- Now, my son is the superhero.
- I've never felt like Kenny Clark
- my brain has it's own mind
- I was a buzzkill....she left.
- postpartum: more recognizable after the fact.
- It's the journey that's killing me.
- I prefer to live in reruns.
- 99.99%: those who don't get me.
- took a personality test... uh oh
- Too cheap to pay for psychoanalysis.
- I'm here, despite constant self doubt.
- Devil on right-shoulder, where's the angel?
- wrote "Kenny-&-Malin forever" in concrete driveway
- Cemented shoes, ringed finger, wandering eyes.
- never nominated. Hell, never even noticed.
- I am the center, yet hollow
- she was jagged, now I'm jaded
- I taught her how to kiss
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious; that's a one word memoir!
- I broke rules, she broke hearts
- I am a genius. Thanks Jack!
- I lie in wait; screams coming.
- So many "episodes", he's a soap-opera
- tired, wired,...that's all I got
- Hearts are made to be broken
- no caffeine, no alcohol...no way.
- He's just like Daddy, oh shit!!
- Jesus told me to do it.
- Allergies, flat-feet, english-teeth, damn you mother.
- Genetically disadvantaged, raised by the same.
- just a boy, stepping on ants.
- should have stepped on more feet.
- Pockets full, brain empty, balls snipped.
- with 2 children, silence is unaffordable.
- I should have used other head.
- I'll take "repression for life" Alex.
- scarred for life. repression sounds better.
- Triple with Cheese, fries, DIET coke.
- Her image...better than my reality
- she loved guitar, only liked me
- Lie, cheat, steal: win, win, win
- blue light special, turned red light
- one step from walking on water
- half moon, but full on crazy
- blogging/twittering= onesided meaningless eventless pointless gibberish
- twitter me this, twitter me that...
- I twitter, even on the shitter.
- constantly bored, consistently lazy, completely nobody
- myspace, facebook, twitter, smith, still bored.
- Happy. Sad. Happy. Sad. Happy. Sad.
- brains in chest, heart in gutter
- bloodshot eyes, one for each child
- bloodshot eyes, one for each child
- nepotism schnepotism, I'll take the paycheck
- It is all in the eyes
- I love it when they lie
- A.D.D.-Writer, can't get passed 6 words
- first he cried, now he whines.
- colic, shmolic, I'm becoming an alcoholic.
- Distance makes ALL the relationships better.
- I said yes, she said okay.
- First he cried, now he whines
- It's so easy...when it's easy.
- I stopped trying, we stopped touching
- We stopped kissing on the lips.
- I lie, because I like it.
- Mid-20's crisis. Mid-30's crisis. What's next?
- When you talk, I don't listen
- Lived in bottle, rent kept rising
- Lights were on, love wasn't home
- little green datsun just wasn't enough
- love is easy, hate is work
- Love: 8 pounds and 6 ounces
- I tried "futureless," eventually got bored.
- always said "please," never "you're welcome."
- Painted wall red, love was brown
- Not as easy as it looks
- Lack of sleep
- you say potato, I say potato
- A dedicated nay-sayer struggling for yes-dom
- some day, i too, will end
- Finally got, where I was going
- dealing with reality just plain sucks
- I am man, sometimes I roar
- buttery veins, fried brains, moldy pains
- Black'n'white, color, cable, vcr, dvd, dvr
- Guns and twinkies. Love and death.
- More fiber, more people, more happy
- Fiber; helps EVERY thing run smoother
- Hope for today, wait for tomorrow
- I cry, with hat in hand
- I've been drunk for 8 years
- won the bet, lost my mind
- take it back, they're not boobs.
- one more chance....say cheese mother-f#$ker
- I'm thinking baked....no...no....fried!!
- Say what again...I dare you
- Say WHAT again...say WHAT again
- Smile. Can you say dinner?
- Tweety tweety, bang bang...you're dead
- I still yearn for his approval
- once bitten, twice bitten, started biting
- my life is a Seinfeld repeat.
- I am history, trying to change
- Mom. Dad. Must I spell it.
- 10 fingers. 10 toes. good start.
- Afraid of dying, terrified of living
- getting tired of hiding my emotions
- I would much rather be drunk
- New baby. I love his toys
- Without T.V. I'd have to live
- keep telling me life is wonderful
- Mass Appeal
- 30 and I never got dirty
- Genetically challenged, chemically imbalanced, channel changer
- How about: stop, collaborate and listen
- When enough becomes finite, I'll stop
- nobody reads, they just keep writing
- Powerful with Powerlessness
- I could do this all day
- Sixty six word memoirs might work.
- Born. Died. Reborn. gone again. Why?
- He was walking fast when suddenly.....
- Stop talking, start listening, keep forgetting
- I chose easy, ended up bored
- Crawled climbed accomplished crippled confused scared
