Latest Memoir:
Marriage is prison (without the sex).
- Marriage is prison (without the sex).
- Crap! Must potty train my son.
- I will learn to count.
- Help your country: resign right now.
- It's only kinky the first time.
- Cheerfully watch my business go under.
- Take back my life from Netflix.
- Stop beating wife (let her win).
- Bought too much house, it seems.
- Lost my faith; found my life.
- Don't know enough to be agnostic.
- Addicted to white powder: baby formula.
- Wife, son, daughter, daughter, daughter, son!
- My snoring came before she did.
- Ran away from everything except DNA.






