Latest Memoir:
Quit the church and find God.
- Quit the church and find God.
- Grampa has fun without needing batteries!
- I like to be told stories.
- Try it and see what happens!
- Give the customer a break sometimes.
- When you dream, always dream big.
- Love is for the very young.
- He who wants nothing is invincible.
- Uni Fiber replaces inspirational toilet reading.
- Remember what used to be good.
- Remember what used to be good.
- Protect what you really care about.
- Pressing fall leaves; fun without batteries!
- Avoiding my allergies; feeling better now.
- Sugar is less harmful than coffee.






