My Stories
- Quit the church and find God
- Grampa has fun without needing batteries!
- I like to be told stories.
- Try it and see what happens!
- Give the customer a break sometimes.
- When you dream, always dream big
- Love is for the very young.
- He who wants nothing is invincible.
- Uni Fiber replaces inspirational toilet reading.
- Remember what used to be good.
- Remember what used to be good.
- Protect what you really care about
- Pressing fall leaves; fun without batteries!
- Avoiding my allergies; feeling better now.
- Sugar is less harmful than coffee.
- Choose friends that you can use.
- How to make friends? Tell stories!
- Purposly meeting strangers enriches my life.
- Everyone has story. Listen and learn
- Making the most of right now!
- Stare at blue sky for pep.
- I take phenylalanine daily for enthusiasm.
- Most fruits with pits antagonize arthritis.
- Beautiful women can lead to bliss.
- Be careful what you wish for!
- Who is Obama making promises to?
- Devil always seen as man, why?
- Teacher arrives when student is ready.
- In New York. Prefer Hong Kong.
- The best mirror? An old friend.
- So much of life is wasted.
- Just shut up and (verb) me!
- My business is to create beauty.
- Live the moment; don't look back.
- Are you single, gay, or working?
- When will my real life start?
- I'm doing the best I can!
- Women just want new ego trips.
- All I wanna do is wrong.
- Growing up is over rated!
- Dont life a life of fear.
- Knowing is much better than wondering.
- So much of life is wasted
- You can be your own shrink.
- Growing up today is vastly overrated.
- Potato chips
Poker chips
Computer chips. - Parade passes by; I watch it.
- My life story? Just passing through.
- Made bed; now lying in it.
- Living in Tokyo was really exciting!
- I just can't give up chocolate!
- Gun like camera: point and shoot.
- Really need seven, how about it?
- Illiterate? Write for free help now.
- I don't want to be forgotten.
- Still chasing girls; forgot what for
- Her smile and bikini captured me!
- 103. Wonderful life. Time to go!
- Practice some spontaniety for next date.
- Fake some sincerity when it's expedient.
- Hemingway started, and you continue it.
- We're not winning World War III
