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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Being afraid of deer, autism, clowns, and space debris.
In bed I like to read:
David Sedaris
My favorite story of all time is:
Rage Against The Mushugenah
Latest Memoir:
Monsters under bed should pay rent.
- Monsters under bed should pay rent.
- Triple negative: Never don't not create.
- Married 14-years today. Love deepens daily.
- Read "The Secret". Currently attracting bacon.
- Writing book Six-Words at a time.
- Autocorrect often makes me look baked.
- My blood type is gravy.
- Tan line formed from computer screen.
- Size of memoir doesn't matter. Right????
- First visit to moms grave. Raindrop-tears.
- Peaked at four instead of forty.
- Wasp on face. Bladder control "optional".
- Rotary phone brain in 4G world.
- Eyebrows attempting unification. Must be love.
- Doc said "Autistic." I replied "Artistic?".
