Jewlo75

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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
"You know, you kids should really start reading the bible. It has some very erotic passages," Ofra, my grandmother. Love that bitch, it's where is get my sass from and my sass is the story of my life.

Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
E Online's Awful Truth column, Ted Casablanca is the best.

In bed I like to read:
I used to read Danielle Steel in bed in high school hahaha. Now I just watch reality TV.

My favorite story of all time is:
I LOVE Fear of Flying by Erica Jong and of course Catcher in the Rye. Another fave is this article in Rolling Stone's The Cool Issue. It's not a story in a conventional sense, just awesomeness on a page. Julia Stiles was on the cover and it came out on April 12, 2001 (just Googled to find out exact date). "Because knowing your own mind is extremely fucking cool." Sigh.

Right now, I'm reading:
The Awakening by Kate Chopin.