About Jeanette_Cheezum
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
I'm writing, can I do that later?
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Six Sentence, The Verb, Friday Flash, At The Bijou, Thrillers Killers'N'Chillers, Not from here are you, Vox Poetica, Gloom Cupboard, Paul Brazill, Helium, Facebook, Robert Swartwood hint of fiction, One Sentence, Perigee, Doorknobs and Body Paint, Word Salad , The Poem Factory, Blink Ink, Pete Freas The Mind Worm, FaceBook and linkedin.
In bed I like to read:
Six-Word Memoirs by writers Famous and obscure and Love and Heartbreak (I'm in both and proud of it).
My favorite story of all time is:
The house of sand and fog
Right now, I'm reading:
Smith mag. :-)
My Favorite Stories
- Uncaged
- Bastard
By Jeanette_Cheezum in My Ex
- Come Quick! My next door Neighbor.
By Jeanette_Cheezum in What's Your Next-Door Neighbor Story?
- When a couple becomes minus one.
By Jeanette_Cheezum in Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak
- Fooled me once, tricked me twice.
By Jeanette_Cheezum in Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak
- Attention! Clean up on Isle America
- Seeds, flowers, pollen, bees, honey, toast.
- She is coming out of where?
- She was stolen, I found her.
- Table for six, nothing to fix.
- I'll never fix Haggis for them
- Honor, pride, integrity, we are America.
- The Top of The Lesner Bridge
- Chest...ice-cream, hips...bread, thighs...chocolate;
loving...life. - He promised the moon, then bent-over.
By Jeanette_Cheezum in Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak
- Marriage needs feeling, action and dialogue.
My Stories
- Doctors, make green out of gray.
- Does skinny Wednesday, follow Fat Tuesday?
- Two people, fore play, three people.
- Two plus four made us six.
- Fell in love, with Mr.Right.
- Saint Patrick's Day is our anniversary.
- Not only Italians make good spaghetti.
- Most mothers deserve an academy award.
- We thought the blue ice, spectacular.
- Why'd Smith lose my story, "Uncaged?"
- Friends stab you in the back!
- He scoffed at danger, then fired.
- Quiet now, before you get hurt.
- Husband number two, shot number one.
- Writing has taken over my soul.
- Olympians came, we watched, they soard.
- Life is special, new life, astonishing.
- Won an online award, lost friends.
- Delicious moments between us, died painless.
- My Dell, your Mac, digital affair.
- Politicians unite, making our country best.
- Sore throat, tea, honey and hugs.
- Insurance is going to destroy us.
- Smith six word, exercises, brain muscle.
- He loved me while sexting her.
- Is fiction nothing but a lie?
- Why did he take his life?
- He packed up her sex toys.
- Born a blonde, will die blonde.
- Snowy weather closes beautiful blooms forever.
- Your lips on my lips, Yuck!
- Stand together, dust yourself off, unite.
- Google and Bing know me well.
- She's a cougar, he's a cub.
- One year in, one year out.
- I won, I won. What now?
- In the New Year, no war.
- Santa, exactly where's the North Pole?
- If you love them, let go.
- Walt and Lindsay united, twins arrived.
- I will lose this fat tomorrow.
- Six words in, six words out.
- I'm still here, Santa. Think big.
- I wrote 90+ here, in 2009
- Fame brings notoriety and hard work.
- Morning, tea, honey, a new day.
- This is where wannabees can be.
- I loved you then and always.
- Spend my birthdays with me forever.
- Death is a double edged sword.
- I play with my built-in mouse.
- My progress is better on Google.
- Marriage needs feeling, action and dialogue.
- My prose works well on digital.
- Frankenstein spoke volumes in six words.
- My life started when you entered.
- Mankind found kind woman created life.
- Where will all the Kennedy's go"
- Chocolates, begining, middle and end, delicious.
- Ships plumeted to a watery graveyard.
- Had panic attacks, thought I'd die.
- Made life, when love was stormy.
- The money is on the dresser.
- All he wanted was his Harley.
- Don't abandon dreams, theres always hope.
- The children and I, always last.
- His story matched his lined face.
- Always had to find another way.
- If I twitter, will I tweet?
- Smith Magazine, I've arrived, watch me.
- He shouted, I cowered, we seperated.
- Tower crumbled and so did family.
- Emperors were fascinated with human decapitation.
- I proudly autographed Love and Heartbreak.
- Secrets kept them afloat, until Napoleon.
- New computer means more Smith sixes.
- Old friends show up on internet.
- Porky Pig died of HINI virus.
- The man literary worried me sick.
- She cancelled the man in uniform.
- He promised the moon, then bent-over.
- I'll always miss his laughter, after.
- Ancient wisdom is lost on youth.
- Words play nic-nac on my brain.
- He was born only to die.
- Why didn't he find me first?
- Our dreams nurture our heart-and-soul.
- We loved the boardwalk, in Virginia.
- His latest escapade, earned her exit.
- He threw--up,on my wedding dress.
- Found him at mall, returned him.
- I'm a paid and published writer.
- Left large house, bought beach condo.
- We decided to flip and flopped.
- Promised the moon, dropped his pants.
- If you only pick one...pick me.
- Her new boyfriend, was my husband.
- Can we do it again, together?
- Why Twitter when you can Smith?
- My tears put out the flames.
- I've recruited people to, Smith Mag.
- My publisher resides in todays Obituaries.
- The sequel to life, is love.
- I Smith, 6S, Gather and Facebook.
- Did we love enough? Who knows?
- It's so much fun, try it.
- After thirty years we're still in-love.
- Our personal life... null and void.
- I six word while your snoring.
- Obama spoke, the world had hope.
- The heat sizzled outside, not in.
- You left, I called the painters.
- Because of you, I feel alive.
- I gave you everything, you prick.
- Cougar= When mama takes your Sonny-boy.
- He scored, then snored, I'm bored.
- Style is what you make it.
- Mom, don't die, live for us.
- Volume-one page 122, Volume-two page 97.
- Chest...ice-cream, hips...bread, thighs...chocolate;
loving...life. - Breathe in, breathe out, move on.
- Entered a contest, encountered a riot.
- Love, until you ache all over.
- Experience all life has to offer.
- Kitty
- We must find the First Dog!
- Words like Karo, loved like crap.
- Life began after you walked in.
- Ipod on the head and texting.
- Keep our glaciers, from melting permanently.
- She is now raising her grandchildren.
- I left the front door unlocked.
- Freedom, safety, health, economy and loyalty.
- Little boys and girls need peace.
- Christmas is a time for sharing.
- Don't flinch, bend, grovel or cower.
- You're country, you're chance to excel.
- Clean air, green mountains, good life.
- Tummy, arms, nursing, school, car...gone.
- Chocolate...you do it for me.
- Replay your goals, repay our country.
- I'm so proud of our book.
- Cure others longings, bring us peace.
- Warm your soul, give and receive.
- We the people, pray for excellance.
- Wrong partners will take us down.
- What we do, will affect forever.
- Lincoln-King-Kennedy the past, Obama the future.
- I'll show you what I promised.
- Get busy, it's time to dazzle.
- Honor, pride, integrity, we are America.
- Go forth young man with pride.
- Set the best example you can.
- No more war, no more taxes.
- Step up America, do your part.
- You made it, now show them.
- I sat by the phone. Why?
- Heaven called, he was taken away.
- The brain flurishes through the heart.
- I'm known for making stupid mistakes.
- The system has flaws, plan ahead.
- Sunlight kissed the valley...children bloom.
- My humble wish for you...me.
- Fill your life with good friends
- Come one, come all, write six.
- Smith Magazine reduces stress and entertains.
- Make peace, listen to your mother-in-law.
- Enjoy being silly with your friends.
- Being published is food for life
- How did I manage, before you?
- Earth to humans, use your heads.
- Wanted: Eager agent willing to work.
- I'm so sweet why'd you leave?
- How could you have done that?
- I did this some time ago.
- Should I share Smith with Facebook?
- I was here; he was there.
- Wedding was catered. Wish marriage was.
- Mother-in-law, ex's problem now, I'm gone.
- Love, much better in the movies
- Shoulda, woulda, coulda got old fast.
- Pleasures come to souls that wait.
- He coiled, struck like a snake.
- Memories of love, bruises of reality.
- Didn't know, I married a stalker.
- He ripped my heart apart, daily.
- The second time, is the best.
- My name doesn't flow like, Hemingway.
- Tried to sleep, prose invaded brain.
- Someday, I'll rise above them all.
- He squinted and she was gone.
- If I lost you, I'd die.
- Love, honor and obey, wasted words.
- Youth and vitality down the drain.
- Cupid joined us, alcohol split us.
- Disappointed with management, I took over.
- Six little feet, what a treat.
- Smith projects: Write blog about comics.
- Smith Pregnancy Bites Hearbreak, Loves Momoirs.
- We were hungry. Did you care?
- July 4th... stars and stripes forever.
- Father time took over Mother Nature.
- It could be over, too soon.
- I watched her deliver, then fainted.
- Cruised for days, ate too much.
- Life goes on, or maybe not.
- Lower fuel prices, higher efficiency vehicles.
- "They are melting," Al Gore said.
- If you don't like America, leave.
- Happy Father's Day! Wherever you are.
- Life's a blast if no past.
- Made a mistake, loathed and left.
- I could not eat anymore crow.
- I created breakfast, lunch and dinner.
- Little lambs led to the kitchen.
- His hot dog fits my bun.
- I could make an oatmeal commercial
- Walk past refrigerator, ice cream screams.
- One spicy meatball, lots of noodles.
- I love red, white and blue.
- REMEMBER OUR MEN AND WOMEN, TODAY!
- Don't hate me, I love you.
- Divorce procedings, once in a lifetime.
- Come Quick! My next door Neighbor.
- Eggs, boiled, over easy, scrambled life.
- Write, plot, build character, reap benefits.
- Can't prose if you don't wrtie.
- Mail order bride, threw catalogue away.
- Gas prices rising.
- When a couple becomes minus one.
- Whales eat sharks eat smaller fish
- Just show up, see what happens.
- All that matters, is our love.
- I ran, but could not escape.
- Fooled me once, tricked me twice.
- I'll never fix Haggis for them
- Babies eat, burp, pee and poop.
- Who peaed in my warm spot?
- Drink wine, devour food, need rolaids.
- Table for six, nothing to fix.
- Pay, pick, chop, marinate and salivate
- Smith made me eat from Chow
- He loved his booze, my mistake.
- He left with the bank account.
- Get rid of the guilty person.
- Riddled with pain, learned to sustain.
- I bought the book, did you?
- Affect, effect, lay, lie, screw it!
- Boyfriend, beach, sun, OH SHIT! JAWS.
- I'm in Smith's next book.
- Caught him with a hootchie momma.
- He defided, ask why, no reply.
- He lied, I cried, love died.
- She was stolen, I found her.
- Just curious, got frisky, egg donor.
- She is coming out of where?
- I delivered three, now they deliver.
- Five generations of MOMoirs to date.
- Favorite days, I delivered three times.
- While nursing dripped milk, clothes stained.
- He barked and sniffed, I followed
- We married, I delivered, he deserted.
- Attention! Clean up on Isle America
- I created, Smith Magazine liked it.
- Anne and Bill
- God bless America, America bless God
- Joseph delighted, Mary united, Jesus Christ
- Seek God's grace, he will answer
- The Top of The Lesner Bridge
- Spread the word, Al Gore, certified.
- I'm Eco-Friendly, will you help me?
- We'll continue to eat and breathe
- Born, crawled, loved, mommy, worked, writer.
- Robert Urich Made Me Smile
- Elizabeth Taylor Comes to Virginia Beach
- Bastard
- She's lost, never found, they cried.
- Boys will be boys, bang, bang.
- How did this boy turn out?
- Uncaged
- Embryo, baby girls, birth, love forever.
- Lay under the trees, don't chop.
- Seeds, flowers, pollen, bees, honey, toast.
- Tom on the Tarmac
