About Jeanette Cheezum
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
I'm always asked to do too much.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Six Sentence, Gather.com, The Verb, Edit Read, Writers and poets , poets wear prada, penpricks, Helium, facebook, Bartley Snopes, and Hampton Roads writers
In bed I like to read:
Something that would help me go to sleep.
My favorite story of all time is:
The house of sand and fog
Right now, I'm reading:
Smith mag. :-)
My Favorite Stories
- Five generations of MOMoirs to date.
- Uncaged
- Bastard
By Jeanette Cheezum in My Ex
- Come Quick! My next door Neighbor.
By Jeanette Cheezum in What's Your Next-Door Neighbor Story?
- When a couple becomes minus one.
By Jeanette Cheezum in Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak
- Fooled me once, tricked me twice.
By Jeanette Cheezum in Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak
- Attention! Clean up on Isle America
- Seeds, flowers, pollen, bees, honey, toast.
- She is coming out of where?
- She was stolen, I found her.
- Table for six, nothing to fix.
- I'll never fix Haggis for them
My Stories
- Sunlight kissed the valley...children bloom.
- My humble wish for you...me.
- Fill your life with good friends
- Come one, come all, write six.
- Smith Magazine reduces stress and entertains.
- Make peace, listen to your mother-in-law.
- Enjoy being silly with your friends.
- Being published is food for life
- How did I manage, before you?
- Earth to humans, use your heads.
- Wanted:Eager agent willing to work.
- I'm so sweet why'd you leave?
- How could you have done that?
- I did this some time ago.
- Should I share Smith with Facebook?
- I was here; he was there.
- Wedding was catered. Wish marriage was.
- Mother-in-law, ex's problem now, I'm gone.
- Love, much better in the movies
- Shoulda, woulda, coulda got old fast.
- Pleasures come to souls that wait.
- He coiled, struck like a snake.
- Memories of love, bruises of reality.
- Didn't know, I married a stalker.
- He ripped my heart apart, daily.
- The second time, is the best.
- My name doesn't flow like, Hemingway.
- Tried to sleep, prose invaded brain.
- Someday, I'll rise above them all.
- He squinted and she was gone.
- If I lost you, I'd die.
- Love, honor and obey, wasted words.
- Youth and vitality down the drain.
- Cupid joined us, alcohol split us.
- Disappointed with management, I took over.
- Six little feet, what a treat.
- Smith projects: Write blog about comics.
- Smith Pregnancy Bites Hearbreak, Loves Momoirs.
- We were hungry. Did you care?
- July 4th... stars and stripes forever.
- Father time took over Mother Nature.
- It could be over, too soon.
- I watched her deliver, then fainted.
- Cruised for days, ate too much.
- Life goes on, or maybe not.
- Lower fuel prices, higher efficiency vehicles.
- "They are melting," Al Gore said.
- If you don't like America, leave.
- Happy Father's Day! Wherever you are.
- Life's a blast if no past.
- Made a mistake, loathed and left.
- I could not eat anymore crow.
- I created breakfast, lunch and dinner.
- Little lambs led to the kitchen.
- His hot dog fits my bun.
- I could make an oatmeal commercial
- Walk past refrigerator, ice cream screams.
- One spicy meatball, lots of noodles.
- I love red, white and blue.
- REMEMBER OUR MEN AND WOMEN, TODAY!
- Don't hate me, I love you.
- Divorce procedings, once in a lifetime.
- Come Quick! My next door Neighbor.
- Life/eggs, boiled, over easy, scrambled.
- Write, plot, build character, reap benefits.
- Can't prose if you don't wrtie.
- Mail order bride, threw catalogue away.
- Gas prices rising.
- When a couple becomes minus one.
- Whales eat sharks eat smaller fish
- Just show up, see what happens.
- All that matters, is our love.
- I ran, but could not escape.
- Fooled me once, tricked me twice.
- I'll never fix Haggis for them
- Babies eat, burp, pee and poop.
- Who peaed in my warm spot?
- Drink wine, devour food, need rolaids.
- Table for six, nothing to fix.
- Pay, pick, chop, marinate and salivate
- Smith made me eat from Chow
- He loved his booze, my mistake.
- He left with the bank account.
- Get rid of the guilty person.
- Riddled with pain, learned to sustain.
- I bought the book, did you?
- Affect, effect, lay, lie, screw it!
- Boyfriend, beach, sun, OH SHIT! JAWS.
- I'm in Smith's next book.
- Caught him with a hootchie momma.
- He defided, ask why, no reply.
- He lied, I cried, love died.
- She was stolen, I found her.
- Just curious, got frisky, egg donor.
- She is coming out of where?
- I delivered three, now they deliver.
- Five generations of MOMoirs to date.
- Favorite days, I delivered three times.
- While nursing dripped milk, clothes stained.
- He barked and sniffed, I followed
- We married, I delivered, he deserted.
- Attention! Clean up on Isle America
- I created, Smith Magazine liked it.
- Anne and Bill
- God bless America, America bless God
- Joseph delighted, Mary united, Jesus Christ
- Seek God's grace, he will answer
- The top of the Lesner Bridge
- Spread the word, Al Gore, certified.
- I'm Eco-Friendly, will you help me?
- We'll continue to eat and breathe
- Born, crawled, loved, mommy, worked, writer.
- Robert Urich Made Me Smile
- Elizabeth Taylor Comes to Virginia Beach
- Bastard
- She's lost, never found, they cried.
- Boys will be boys, bang, bang.
- How did this boy turn out?
- Uncaged
- Embryo, baby girls, birth, love forever.
- Lay under the tree, don't chop
- Seeds, flowers, pollen, bees, honey, toast.
- Tom on the Tarmac
More SMITH Story Projects
What can you say about love and heartbreak in six words?
Everyone has a story. Can you tell yours in six words? Submit yours to be considered for SMITH's next six-word memoir book. The first book, Not Quite What I Was Planning, is out now.