ItsJessicaRhodesMember since August, 2010
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Oven hot. Burn hurt. Order out.
- Oven hot. Burn hurt. Order out.
- Insufficient funds?? Son of a bitch!
- Hopefully maintaining your perception of Me.
- Filling big shoes with dirty feet.
- My motto: "Live vicariously through nobody.".
- Golden rule is the only rule.
- Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase.
- "There are nooo cats in America...".
- Are you the problem or solution?
- Nation filled with victims and experts.
- Hummus is yummus. Nutritious and delicious.
- My fridge is a condimental catastrophe.
- We're so different, and that's okay.
- Thank you for being so strict.
- Absence makes the heart grow farther.