ImaginaryKing
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About me
What six words would I tell my teen self if I could go back in time?
Why are you not cool yet?
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
I as the ruler of all.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Anything I find me hands on.
In bed I like to read:
My bright phone and awesome imagination
Latest Memoir (of 15):
Racecar backwards would still be racecaR.
- Racecar backwards would still be racecaR.
- Don't Forget To Breathe Every Second!
- Is there really anyone out there?
- Book Report, go shove it elsewhere.
- Flashbacks of life leading to death.
- That's funny, say it again yeah?
- The gravitational pull of my weight.
- Thank god for tacos, who knew.
- Up there, walked nowhere, gone.
- Give me your soul, por favor!
- My stomach hates me laughing, sneezing.
- Brother, why do you fart sleeping?
- Thank god for tacos, who knew.
- Winning isn't everything they say, lies!
- Please send me to Pigfarts Malfoy.
