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• Neighbors watched our silhouettes weave together.

  By Wench in Six-Word Memoirs

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• Four-hour work week... times ten :|

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• my stolen heart was her souvenir.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• remembers when sex was like stealing.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Resolution: Live life or die trying.

  In Six-Word Resolutions

• Giving up on normalcy. Living TheRadicalLife.com.

  In Six-Word Resolutions

• Break down walls, then step outside.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Change myself, then, change the world.

  In Six-Word Resolutions

• Burn bridges I should've never crossed.

  In Six-Word Resolutions

• "Now" is the only "when."

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Self medicating with women and chocolate.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She suggested we enjoy other women.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• You can't spell "sex" without "ex."

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I'll drink to that... or anything.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Can't wait for Thanksgiving. Overeating now.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• "Happily ever after" is so adolescent.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Can't give my forever to anyone.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She gives me her whole body.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Haven't celebrated Xmas for 9 years.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Knocked off the featured list again.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• When in doubt, kill a hostage.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• First daughter: insightful. Second daughter: excitable.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Rather believe in Santa than God.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• King Kong's got nothing on me.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• First, I cum. Then, I go.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• This is the beginning of everything.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Ménage à trois? Deux? Okay, un.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Ferociously fighting for "the vivid life."

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I just want to be happy.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I'm so over love. Too exhausting.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Worlds kept separate must eventually collide.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• To birds, flying ain't so special.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• left real life for dream life

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• none of us is so special

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• this can't be real life. right?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• competent cook, near-competent handyman, incompetent mechanic.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Fell in love. Fell out harder.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She's a thief, stealing my thoughts.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Some mouths just need an enema.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Born just right the first time.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Falling for her feels like flying.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Bored is as bored does.
  Boring.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Six figure income. Never finished college.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Facebook pokes are the new infidelity.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• With mistakes, some consequences are rewards.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• 34-year streak of defiantly overcoming adversity.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Porn has got nothing on us.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• We stopped using condoms too soon.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Still trying to figure what's next.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She lets me do filthy things.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Would love to verb her nouns.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Never did end up hating her.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Her fragile heart. My butterfingers. Sorry.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Frivolous with money. Frugal with heart.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Cybersex
  My 1s in her 0s

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• No SecondLife. First one's good enough.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Enduring adversity can be truly satisfying.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Speaks with actions. Moves with words.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Dreams are silly. Just do it!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Can't own her.
  Let her go.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Burning bridges for fun and profit.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Six-word addiction six hours a day.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Line 10: Shampoo, rinse. Goto 10.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• My filthiest flirting is in binary.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Oh @baby, tweet dirty to me.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• I love each of these words.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Dear Girls, two words: boy shorts.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Seductively, she asked about my bandwidth.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• loved her... for about 45 minutes.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• i finish better than i start

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• they love me... i don't care

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• she loses me with every lie.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• not love, only pity keeps me

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• can't stop thinking in six-word sentences.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• each word is a small rebellion.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My closest friends are entirely virtual.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Offline life seems so unreal. Irony.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Virtually histrionic behavior. I post everywhere.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Popular online, but online ain't real.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Can't burn digital photos. Too bad.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• it's cool. i'm over you anyway.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• i wish i had more time

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• you don't do what? grow up.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Turned 34. Look 24. Feel ageless.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Impromptu dance party at my desk.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• too good to trifle with her.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Killed Inigo Montoya's Father? You die.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• her boy shorts make me giddy

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My eulogy will take fewer words.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• white lies are born without conscience.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• watching her sleep is so Zen

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• all love leaves a crime scene

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Dear God: I'm real. You're not.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Too much heat burns up hearts.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• 100th memoir. 600th word. Behold: poop.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• knocking up white girls since 1994.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Defying: Death. Recipes. Convention. Expectations. Gravity.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• The shoe fell, so she left.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Six-word songs serenade me all morning.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I'm overheard. Each word: more absurd.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• she's all lust and no trust.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• i am unworthy. so is she.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• checking "featured stories" frantically all day.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• flawed in all the right places

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Butterflies can't leave with plucked wings.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She loves me. I like her.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• What a wonderful world (I've made).

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Laying low until she blows over.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Kanye West: I love your antics.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• laughing as everything crumbles around me

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• iPods are eliminating random social interaction.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Facebook is fast becoming my pimp.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• We made out "off the record."

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My wet kisses map her terrain.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• a bashful boy turned brazen beau

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I eat carbs with reckless abandon.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• lacksadasical gallivanting between profundity and perversion.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Global cure: ♫blow up the outside♪.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• fall fast. love hard. hurt deep.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Education is overrated. Experience is better.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Seeking girl with heart (and beer).

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Five profound words. One mundane one.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• long story short: i like her.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• So much profundity. So few words.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• your mom left her socks here.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Crafting a map of her body.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I love her body. That's all.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Not "temptation" if you don't resist.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I'm an innovator. Gravy on everything.

  In Six Words on The Food Life

• Santa and God broke my heart.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Say anything. Let the chips fall.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I feel at home inside her.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She said, "I love you."
  Crap.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• The Bible: Aesop's Fables version 1.0

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• those six words broke her heart

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• All good times require some misbehaving.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Not even true love escapes entropy.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Another belt notch. Yours or mine?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Bedded 3 BFFs. They don't know.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Make girls swoon with six words.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Monogamy is just another human vice.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Between her legs is my oblivion.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Forgot for years I loved her.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Created Six-word Secrets app on Facebook!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• God is Santa for grown ups.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• There are dangers in honest words.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• emotions are lies. they dramatize reality.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• felt my first kiss for years

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Love is so boring. Oh, lust...

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Father since 19. My best mistake.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Promiscuity makes men feel fulfilled enough.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Personals: Forgetful hand seeks burning stove.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She hunts sheep. I hunt wolves.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She's faker than Adult Friend Finder.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Too profound for only five words.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Burn: flag, bible, television. Enjoy freedom.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• i read freckles on women's skin

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Do you want to explore me?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I collect women like stamps. Lick.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Infinity can be created from zero.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Death is inevitable. Nothing is productive.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Text messages are virtual whispers. Sssshhhh.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• No master but my own ambition.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Lost my religion. Found my strength.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Don't blame me. I'm an Atheist.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Life: the joke. Death: the punchline.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I let go and gained everything.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Said I'd call her. I won't.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• I break hearts out of boredom.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Prayers are coins in wishing wells.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• The best revenge: fuck her friends.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Say anything. Risk everything. Regret nothing.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Stop crying. You're a bad actress.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Your apologies sound like bad singing.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• life sucks->random sex->life rocks!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• If feasible, I'd be a gigolo.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Hush. We owe each other nothing.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Relationships change. Love is the downgrade.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• So compelled to rise in revolt.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Single father. We do exist. Recognize.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Naturally free and entitled to nothing.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I have been saved by Nihilism.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• your mom says I'm the best

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Whatever you won't, another girl will.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• they said, "choose!" I chose neither.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Pussy! You are what you eat!

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Twice the man I once was.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Women won't allow our true nature.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Dude. I'm your mom's booty call.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Big bed. We should meet halfway.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Size matters, in hearts and asses.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Tongue tastes tongue. Friend request accepted.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• too
  bad
  words
  cannot
  speak
  themselves

  In Six-Word Memoirs