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Right now, I'm reading:
"Crime and Punishment" by Dostoevsky (but not by choice)
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Spin, Rolling Stone, and MAD magazines.
In bed I like to read:
The Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes
My favorite story of all time is:
"Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" by Jonathan Safran Foer
Latest Memoir:
Two kittens can break my face.
- Two kittens can break my face.
- Spitting rhymes like a poetic llama.
- Solving world hunger, gender inequality... hypothetically.
- Rediscovering Tetris like it's 1984 again.
- First open mic night, avoided cliches.
- We always disregard the couch pillows.
- Sometimes they say I'm aggressively passive.
- Putting on best impression of "street".
- Be careful: nargles live in mistletoe.
- Got chapstick in Secret Santa. Success.
- $200,000 college, and iPod, for Hanukkah.
- Newspaper layout: my monthly man-struation period.
- Planning next 4 years in Connecticut.
- She smelled of revelation and Crayola.
- Dear Santa: college acceptance for Hanukkah?
