My Stories
- Teachers get excited by snow-days, too.
- I wish my typewriter had wi-fi.
- Goddamn hippies! Took over my backyard!
- Smoking cigarette and watching house burn.
- Angry adult author abhors apathetic alliteration.
- Bambi's Mom: Killed by Honda Civic.
- It's not you, it's your personality.
- Day two of insomnia, memories overloaded.
- Best way to forget? Drink up.
- Sometimes I regret my past loves.
- We were close, so many times.
- Can't sleep: thinking of your smile.
- When will you come back, poppet?
- I wish I could try again.
- Needs another heart-to-heart on the hot-pad.
- I would have kissed you anyway.
- I miss your silver Honda Element.
- Sometimes I still miss my poppet.
- This Facebook addict absolutely hates Farmville.
- Windows always down, even in winter.
- English teacher who'll never teach grammar.
- I like to stop in bat-country.
- Looking for my personal Hotel California.
- Love is only worth the chase.
- Come visit me in my dreams.
- Cries over spilt scotch: approaching alcoholism.
- Missed another chance during Christmas Break.
- Christmas isn't meant to be lonely.
- Missed my chance at Senior Homecoming.
- Marlboro Man dies outside oxygen bar.
- Misses smoking cigarettes behind the dorm.
- Loved, but still feeling utterly alone.
- Traded in six-string for new six-shooter.
