My Stories
- I do, I do, I do!
- 3 sisters, 2 toilets, 1 shower.
- Found truth when Jesus bus passed.
- Only hangers coming out of closet.
- Lived in van down by river.
- So many words, so many fonts.
- On 8th day we made messes.
- Don't be spineless about nature's plight.
- The serpent still lies about life.
- Walden's City, just doesn't sound right.
- Rain always brought on the tears.
- Dysfunctional, broken, erotic: ingredients of relationship.
- Hot as fire, romantic as sunsets.
- Sister stole her boyfriend and towels.
- He's dramatic when told, "Shut up."
- They didn't care who watched them.
- He wished the bridesmaids were wild.
- Nothing could stop us... she dreamed.
- It seems we've been together forever.
- Kissing is a contact, connection, conviction.
- I'm in the nude for love.
- Will you still love me tomorrow?
- Ex wouldn't know what she's missing
- All night the touching was electrifying.
- Why lie I need a beer.
- Best friend shot himself in head
- She thought too much about it.
- His debonair had too much flair.
- Sticking my neck out proved heartache.
- I'd put you in my pocket.
- And you thought Squirrels were nuts.
- Global warming is cool hot topic.
- Friends get me out of trouble.
- Jumped in without regard for safety.
- Kiss the cook, get to eat.
- Please no onions in my food.
- Wish we could recycle sitcom reruns.
- Politics as usual, usually a problem.
- Solution to war, wait 30 years.
- My dream of Joanie came true.


