DarlaMember since May, 2008
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She hides candy from her kids.
- She hides candy from her kids.
- Cookie Monster now loves apples?? Disgrace.
- Give him the candy. He'll hush.
- Tornados. Flooding. Gotta get baby's cheesecake.
- He cooks. I clean. Perfect pair.
- Making oven toast. Toast is flammable.
- Clean your plate. Feed your fear.
- Fixing favorite dessert doesn't fix affair.
- Heated honeybun, baloney, mayo. Try it.
- Two new teeth. No more titties.
- Sexy: A woman sucking BBQ ribs.