About ChefJim
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Burnt toast!
In bed I like to read:
Ghost Rider by Neil Peart
My favorite story of all time is:
The one that is written everyday... life's an adventure... sometimes sucks when you go through it, but wouldn't want to switch with anybody!
Right now, I'm reading:
Simpsonology: The Philosophy of The Simpsons
My Stories
- Your music is my life's soundtrack
- Victoria's Secret is my secret, too!
- Warm flesh, whipped cream, heck yes!
- Hope heaven smells like melted butter.
- I'm Jim, I'm easy! Call me!
- I'm aging backwards! Stopping at 18.
- Food Groups: Beans, Bacon, Whiskey, Lard
- Best perfume? Fresh baked bread! Mmmmm
- Only sound, sugar stirred into coffee
- Eat, sleep, cook; repeat until happy!
- Life is short, but sweet. Certainly!


