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Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
the little stories at www.Shirt.Woot.com are clever and engaging.
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Doing all the heavy lifting, all the time!
In bed I like to read:
Collection of Calvin & Hobbes
My favorite story of all time is:
The one that is written everyday... life's an adventure... sometimes sucks when you go through it, but wouldn't want to switch with anybody!
Right now, I'm reading:
> Half Empty
> The Ramen King and I
> Hamlet's BlackBerry
Latest Memoir:
Cinnamon ice cream. Apple pie. Foodgasm.
- Cinnamon ice cream. Apple pie. Foodgasm.
- Yelling at students is never fun.
- She always picks friends over me.
- Brilliant but tormented! Rather... just tormented!
- Over easy eggs are over hard!
- My moral compass is pointing "broke".
- Not building tests! We're building people!
- Lost; looking for a way home.
- Boss unappreciative; I still enjoy career!
- Sloppy Tofu; no 'joe' about it.
- Two solitary hours in books store.
- An afro? Mine's a Jew fro!
- Will eat bacon when nobody's looking.
- Falling apart doesn't really fix anything.
- "I did" too soon to know!






