My Stories
- Spent month on couch. Still imobilized.
- Browning butter for the Thansgiving Feast.
- Shit. My new friend's a republican.
- Just shut up and write something!
- Sex. Booze. Swollen lover. Swollen liver.
- Snow cancels company. Alone with food.
- Sang before supper, cried before night.
- Chocolate was better than the sex.
- It's better than a bad marriage.
- Wanted father figure first. Now, son.
- Baby looks nothing like my son?
- Husband has crush on our surrogate.
- Never should have thawed the eggs.
- Lover's French. Passion overrides language barrier.
- Reservation:
Two flat screens, no milk. - If it hurts, don't do it.
- Unknowingly, introduced his last two lovers.
- I'm so busy, doing absolutely nothing.
- Is it fun if it hurts?
- They sheared the lamb of God...
- My kitchen? Either feast or foible
- Me? Cross between saint and sinner.
- I don't ever not have fun.
- Can a nun be a cougar??
- Too naughty to be a nun.
- Conde Nast, you should be ashamed!
- Looks HOT. Ordered oysters! Expect refund...
- New dessert recipe. Easy as pie.
- Forced to eat my words. Indigestion.
- Divorce dragged on. Finally, a widow.
- Didn't get job. Forgot to apply.
- She's unpublished, but continues penning autobiographies.
- I tend to agree with myself.
- Montana cook scorched by Baked Alaska.
- He's not heavy. He's my mother.
- Table for one. Conversation was fascinating.
