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• Push, push! Precious baby; horrible hemorrhoids.

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• My pot of gold is rusty.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Making out is fun to do.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Go together like peanut butter, jelly.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• A good kisser--hard to beat.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• He still makes my palms sweat.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Valentine's Day sucks when you're single.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• My first husband just underwhelmed me.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Love feels like a cozy blanket.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Love feels like a cozy blanket.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Edwards makes Clinton look like saint.

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• Hate filing; my piles prove it.

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• Everyone has a dirty little secret.

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• My second husband is a keeper.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• It all started with an affair.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Those three little words? Try six.

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• A handshake used to be enough.

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• Honored. Two memoirs in new book.

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• Mom was born three months' premature.

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• Love reading sixes. Compelling, profound, addictive.

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• Engineer marries writer: One complete brain.

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• Ecstatic! Two of memoirs in book.

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• Moms still bring home, fry bacon.

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• Enjoy six-word memoirs with small spoon.

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• Bad combo: Carpal tunnel, novel writing.

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• Always get sick when doctor's off.

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• Memoirs are like scintillating cocktail gossip.

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• Never understood unconditional love; baby arrived.

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• Unconditional love: Babies, moms, dads, grandparents.

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• Procrastination abounds without strict deadlines.

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• He rubbed Vicks on my feet.

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• I'm in Smith's fourth book. Happy!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Sixes: Like hearing scintillating party conversations.

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• Make this the best year ever.

  In Six-Word Resolutions

• Stop procrastinating. Just do it already!

  In Six-Word Resolutions

• Really listen. Be available. Live well.

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• Stop social networking addiction this year.

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• Do what I know is right.

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• Listen to my mother this year.

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• Don't eat Christmas candy. Resolution's watching.

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• Happy New Year! Now lose weight.

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• Will this resolution be any different?

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• Christmas frenzy. When does fun begin?

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• Always think of perfect retort...later.

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• Must condense my novel. Six words?

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• My life was mine before Internet.

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• Miss the cell-free, tweet-free days. You?

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• Summer faves: Burgers, watermelon, tomatoes, corn.

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• Summer's passing quickly. Sadly, always does.

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• Fair is in town. Nostalgic fun.

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• Corn dogs and tilt-a-whirls don't mix.

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• Hunky school jock now a carney.

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• My hair and humidity aren't compatible.

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• Inmate by car wanting cash. Gulp.

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• Approached by prison inmate for money.

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• AARP member and got carded! Smile.

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• Held step-grandson. Got carded same day.

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• Facebook, Twitter: My new, shiny toys.

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• Discovered social networking. Writing taking hit.

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• Novelists: Faint of heart needn't apply.

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• Social networking and writing don't mix.

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• Sandwich generation? I'm the club sandwich.

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• Born brunette. Turned gray. Now blonde!

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• Imagine heaven with Elvis, now Michael!

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• No one can mimic his moonwalk.

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• Loved his white socks, gloved hand.

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• Michael Jackson: Thanks for the memories!

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• Farrah: Famous hair. Michael: Famous everything.

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• Grown but still child-like. Gloved one.

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• Farrah: Sad, expected. Michael: Complete shock.

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• Extraordinary entertainer dies young. Michael's missed.

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• Overachievers unite. Meeting tomorrow. Come tonight.

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• Cleaned out fridge. Science experiment ensued.

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• Life's amazing. Much better than imagined.

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• It's better than I had planned.

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• Now only speaking in six-word sentences.

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• Divorce is hard. Never again.

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• Sometimes wish I were kid again.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Hemingway's six-word memoir offers compelling story.

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• Sixes were good enough for Hemingway.

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• He was amazing kisser but virginal.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• He was a virgin. Scared me.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Marriage is a play. Who's directing?

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• Deep breath. Write, edit. Then repeat.

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• Got my marriage right this time.

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• Always think of perfect retort later.

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• Don't talk before my first cup.

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• Distracted by blogs, tweets, email, sixes.

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• Writers need a coffee IV. Seriously.

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• Procrastination. A dirty word for writers.

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• Hubby is chatty before morning coffee.

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• His memory is like a sieve.

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• Ponytails are a must during summer.

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• Camping, hot tent, grilling. All good.

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• Summer means pedicures, fake tans, sandals.

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• Can't stand to go barefoot. Weird.

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• Writer hunched over keyboard. Sunshine calling.

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• Whatever happened to hide and seek?

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• It's summer! Grill a burger. Relax.

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• Summertime equals burgers, watermelon, fireflies, happiness.

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• Summer days make adults kids again.

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• Bikini season. Don't forget to shave.

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• Bikini season. Don't forget to shave.

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• Summertime's bright glow pulls me outdoors.

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• Pain schmain. My baby's worth it.

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• In labor. Did I shave legs?

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• Labor means precious baby? No problem.

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• Labor and delivery? Pain and suffering.

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• I get manicures; my mother doesn't.

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• My mother is practical. I'm not.

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• Don't mess with single mothers. Seriously.

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• Single mom for 16 years. Hard!

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• My day job: Motherhood. Night, too.

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• Call me when you get there.

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• Single moms: Parent. Teacher. Disciplinarian. Taxi.

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• Single moms are women on steroids.

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• I inherited Mom's nosiness and nervousness.

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• Children: A treasure trove of love.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Family dinners are chaotic, sweet memories.

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• Wish my mom would treat herself.

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• Daughter makes EVERY day Mother's Day.

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• My mom deserves to be spoiled.

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• Moms should relax on Mother's Day.

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• I never liked my mother's spaghetti.

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• We wouldn't be here without moms.

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• I wouldn't be here without Mom.

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• Unconditional Love

  In What's Your Pregnancy Story?

• Every family tree has a nut.

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• Occasional conflict, always love. Mom, me.

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• Baby's first words, walking, talking. Amazing!

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• In awe. My baby now grown.

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• My daughter's first word. "Hi." Sweet.

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• Diapers, breastfeeding, poo, crawling. No problem.

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• Supermoms do everything without a cape!

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Eighth wonder of the world: Moms.

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• Moms. The bedrock of every family.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Becoming a mother is life-changing.

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• I admit my mother was right.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Moms love, laugh, cry. Love again.

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• Most rewarding job in world? Motherhood.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Hardest and lousiest paying job? Motherhood.

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• Technology surpassing me. I'm my mother.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Daughter is engaged. Next generation motherhood.

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• Mommy by day; sexy siren nights.

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• Moms will love you unconditionally. Really.

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• I actually breastfed at the mall.

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• After having baby, modesty is gone.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Moms always eat the yucky piece.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Six-word memoirs tell impressive, heart-tugging tales.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Have OCD. Can't stop writing sixes.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Six-word memoirs are charming and enchanting.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Six little words tell big stories.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Life in six words? Dream on.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• A Storybook Delivery

  In What's Your Pregnancy Story?

• Six well-placed words tell whole story.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Six little words make big impressions.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Moms do it in high heels.

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• Greener than Martian with morning sickness.

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• Greener than Martian with morning sickness.

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• Morning sickness. Cravings. Contractions. Worth it.

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• Spit up and poo, so delightful.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Who knew we'd talk about poo?

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• "A storybook delivery," said doctor. Right.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Don't tell me it's false labor!

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Since I craved pizza, will baby?

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• World's best blackberry cobbler? My mom's.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• My mom. Unselfish, kind, sweet, devoted.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Moms do everything in high heels.

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• Cravings: Pepperoni pizza, Mexican, then heartburn.

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• It's Too Late

  In What's Your Pregnancy Story?

• Where Are My Toes?

  In What's Your Pregnancy Story?

• Morning Sickness and Hospital Smells

  In What's Your Pregnancy Story?

• Snoring Husband

  In What's Your Pregnancy Story?

• Love to write but editing sucks.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Women get celluite. Men don't. Why?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Menopause around corner. Is beard next?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Mom's the glue holding family together.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• He left. Sparked my personal D-Day.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• His furniture. My furniture. Happy house.

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• His furniture. My furniture. Happily nesting.

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• Menopause. Nice knowing you, sex life.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Perimenopause around corner. Bye, sex life.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Cold-natured. Can't wait for hot flashes!

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• For my next act: Birth child.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Magicians pull rabbits. Moms give birth.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• A plethora of boyfriends after divorce.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Six words. Highly addictive. Surpass Solitaire.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I'm funnier on paper than life.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I miss my 20-year old body.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Life is very short. Live it!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Fun in the sun. Hello, boat.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Novel writers unite! Solitude gets tiresome.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Summertime: Lemonade, watermelon, burgers, fireflies, barefoot.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Fat nation. Burgers, fries, computers. Solved.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Rear-ended twice. Car must have bullseye!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Rear-ended. Side-ended. Does car have bullseye?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• He sounded great online but wasn't.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• We chatted and met. No thanks.

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• We chatted and met. No thanks.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• He doesn't look like profile photo.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• We met online. Leave it there.

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• Men should get cellulite. Don't care.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Ballerina daughter. Toes really bled.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Why are public restrooms so disgusting?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Why do Harley riders wear leather?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Why do hippies like tie-dye shirts?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My novel is waiting. Bye, bye.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Talented, beautiful and kind--my daughter.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Sorry. I landed the best husband.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Most handsome, hard-working man? My dad.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Sweetest, most unselfish person? My mom.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• English and writing are my forte.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Hated history but teacher was cute.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I never liked history much either.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Never liked those math word problems.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I'm a Leo through and through.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I miss real letters. Do you?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• What happened to writing real letters?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My money is not your money.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• We're completely spoiled. Do you agree?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Technology and gadgets drive me nuts.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Too much technology drives me crazy.

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• Dad's family arrived in covered wagon.

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• Dad bought first car selling cucumbers.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Dad bought first car with cucumbers.

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• Republican? Democrat? Independent? Let's work together.

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• Windowpeepers should be tarred and feathered.

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• Man hanging in closet by necklace.

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• Police found body in trunk. Whose?

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• Rock and roll. Miss the seventies.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Seventies music is still the best.

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• My ex lost out. Big time.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Divorced. Now sleeping with our china.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Can't wait to be Grandma. When?

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• My husband wears an apron, too.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• World's best pecan pie: My mom's.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• World's Greatest Blackberry Cobbler: My mom's.

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• Sleepless night. Child with fever. Again.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Mothers do it without a cape!

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Woman's body found. Husband looks suspicious.

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• Hormone Replacement Therapy. Enter bearded lady.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Starting perimenopause. Hello, superfluous facial hair.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Hormone Replacement Therapy. Moustache is next.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Teary when I read Hallmark cards.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Tear up when I see soldiers.

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• Flight paramedics save lives. Thanks, brother.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• We're so fat our insides jiggle.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My bike: Jungle gym for spiders.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Careful. A novel writer is listening.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Novel writer. Watch what you say!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Adultery is synonymous with jack ass.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Writers write. Farmers farm. Cowboys cow?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Writers write. Reporters report. Anchors anch?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Six-word memoirs are fun, addictive, compelling.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I am addicted to six-word memoirs!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Philosophy and practicality do not mix.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Laundry. Cook. Clean. Kisses make worthwhile.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Moms worry about every little thing.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Hope my marriage is like parents'.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My parents. Poor once. Have everything.

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• Would you be a wet nurse?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My little brother. Dennis the Menace.

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• I made my sister eat ants.

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• Look like mother. Daughter like me.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Writer waves wand. War with words.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Watchful writers won't waste witty words.

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• Writers write. Teachers teach. Engineers eng?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Writers write. Bakers bake. Dentists dent?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Writers write. Nurses nurse. Architects arch?

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• Wise, wishful writers wallop wasteful words.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Writers wrench, whittle, wad, wasteful words.

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• Wry writers wince when words wilt.

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• I hate drama. Am exposed daily.

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• The eldest child sets the bar.

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• Novel writing: A roller coaster ride.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Writing a novel. Back, wrists hurt.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Writing a novel. Taking arthritis medicine.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Is forty better than twenty? Yep.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Second husband gets me. First didn't.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Faced divorce. Insurmountable mountain. Okay now.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• He left me for fat, ugly.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Facing divorce. New home. New start.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Writers weave words with wicked wisdom.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Why do writers write? Love words.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My characters aren't words. They're real.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Eighth Wonder of the World: Mothers!

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Motherhood: Parent, teacher, disciplinarian, explorer, Superwoman.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Faint of heart need not apply.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Mothers do it without the cape!

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Motherhood: Faint of heart needn't apply.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Kindergarten. Daughter clinging to my leg.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Kindergarten. Daughter clinging to my leg.

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• Bone tired? Child's kiss cures all.

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• Moms are much stronger than Superman.

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• I would die for my daughter.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Motherhood means finding true love forever.

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• Baby. Toddler. Gymnast. Dancer. Beautiful person.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• I live vicariously through my daughter.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Natural childbirth. Needed drugs. Too late.

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• Beautiful baby. Bratty teen. Best friend.

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• Engineering husband. Writer wife. Complete brain.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Love to write. Publish me, please!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Sunny outside. Chained to my computer.

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• Baby ballerina. Now a modern dancer.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Babies, toddlers, then teens, oh my!

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Now I appreciate my own mother!

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Flat tummy. Pregnant belly. Perfect baby.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Push, push! Precious baby; horrible hemorrhoids.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• My daughter is my greatest accomplishment.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Baby's poop is a virtual rainbow!

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Honeymoon over. What was I thinking?

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Great in bed--lousy at life.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Divorced. Now, sleeping with our china.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Married me. Impregnated me. Left me.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Marry me. Impregnate me. Divorce me.

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• Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nothing published. Yet.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Foreclosure. Our family farm is gone.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Babies crying. Nervous parents. Grandparents smiling.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Blended families are sweet and sour.

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