About Beth_Cato
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Everything going wrong all at once!
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Every Day Fiction
In bed I like to read:
Something that takes me to a far different world than mine.
Right now, I'm reading:
Children of God by Mary Doria Russell
My Stories
- My carpet hides pee stains nicely.
- I have worn various bodily fluids.
- Potty training: smelly version of hell
- Autism breaks my heart, every day.
- Want another child, a normal one.
- “I told you so” gets redundant.
- We kiss, morning breath and all.
- I will watch hockey with him.
- He can’t weigh less than me.
- Gave away cookies, still gained weight.
- I ate, I fattened, I starved.
- My cookies: my life, my fat.
- Seduced him with my snickerdoodle cookies.
- Fresh bread is an edible orgasm.
- The couch is actually quite comfortable.
- My Hubby's snoring makes me homicidal.
- I don’t remember you saying that.
- The marriage matters, not the wedding.
- Sometimes I really do have headaches.
- A hug is better than kisses.
- I gave up, then found him.
- The long deployments were worth it.
- You make dinner, I do dishes.
- It’s your turn to change diapers.
- I seduced him with my cookies.
- The military tested us; we won.
- Love me as I am, forever.
- Best gift for Mommy: a nap.
- Why do I want another one?
- Potty training sucks away my soul.
- “Sleeping in†is a distant fantasy.
- Yes, Mommy can read your mind.
- Mothering does not always come naturally.
- Stretch marks and gravity are cruel.
- Toddlerhood is a test in sanity.
- I really miss seeing my feet.
- My son is autistic, and perfect.
- Of pregnancy and deployment
