BernieOMember since March, 2013
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Fired mall Santa swerves, hits deer.
- Fired mall Santa swerves, hits deer.
- Courage. Office. Door. Closed. Key. Returned.
- Climbing down from ledge, she slipped.
- Star quarterback. She was wide open.
- Squirrel survives, car safely in ditch.
- Gas can. Snow. Footprints. Lost. Fingers.
- Bandsaw spares rhythm guitar player’s thumb.
- Kids don’t call. Crumpled lottery tickets.
- Saw him. Turned. Left. Online dating.
- Struggling comedian’s date laughs, chokes, dies.