My Stories
- I disagree; I like having teeth.
- "In conclusion, we all can..." CHOMP
- I really should return this tape.
- Only YouTube can save Hip-Hop now.
- I'm bored with my fighter jet.
- I ignore my alarm every time.
- "My work here is done." "Work?"
- "Joining the cult?" "Yes." "Ticket, please."
- ...died happy, warm, surrounded by family...
- Someone else wrote this for me.
- "Can I have a cookie?" "Cookie?"
- I can't read Hieroglyphics, you idiot!
- "God hates me." "No, She doesn't."
- I did drugs in high school.
- Anyone musically literate is professional, yes?
- OMG became a word today, lol.
- A dead fly can't kill me.
- Don't call me by my name.
- Feared audience's reaction. Finished the Kool-Aid.
- The Oompa Loompas started a revolution.
- "One... two... three... HEAVE!" "Huh?" Squish.
- "I'll kill you tomorrow." "3:00, then?"
- Can I go home now? Please?
- The wolf jumped at me and...
- Squashed a bug. Heard it scream.
- Someone's in the bathtub making eggs.
- I read a book and died.
