Latest Memoir:
Musician. Another noise complaint tonight. Success.
- Musician. Another noise complaint tonight. Success.
- Comic strips taught me to read.
- Busking: artistically whoring myself for donations.
- Chicken tastes nothing like human. Disappointed.
- One less word? Challenge accepted!
- I eat 1-6 meals a day.
- Nobody believes I don't do drugs.
- That'd make a great song title.
- Never learned to eat my vegetables.
- Never brushed my teeth so often.
- Never brushed my teeth so often.
- My oldest penny: 1919. Worth $0.12.
- Lost passport in my jacket pocket.
- Soundproofing my room with cereal boxes.
- I disagree; I like having teeth.
