BanjoDan
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In bed I like to read:
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My favorite story of all time is:
Jack and the Beanstalk
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
I enjoy weekly trips to the library to check out books on poetry, astronomy, language and other topics.
Right now, I'm reading:
A fascinating book on biology and mathematics.
Latest Memoir:
CAT scan revealed i'm a pussy.
- CAT scan revealed i'm a pussy.
- Told Death i'm booked thru 2073.
- My favorite birdsongs welcome the dawn.
- I have teeth full of wisdom.
- Hearts whisper murmurs; souls scream scars.
- God: Queen Bee of the universe.
- I enjoy my parrot's dirty jokes.
- Banjo music jackhammers away soul's rust.
- Threw anchor to my drowning mother-in-law.
- Dumped my inflatable girlfriend for zombie.
- Discovered Bighouse means prison not mansion.
- Old photo; grandma is guzzling Schlitz.
- Found my calling; Clown Fashion Advisor.
- My cheap psychic reads alphabet soup.
- Irony: scubadiver drowns in the bathtub.
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