Artigun
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Latest Memoir (of 20):
Reading Hemingway.
Ending badly.
Already sad.
- Reading Hemingway.
Ending badly.
Already sad. - Big ideas. Big plans. Little time.
- Husband farted.
Blamed dog.
Dog's
flattered. - Feel like crap. Maybe flu,cold.
- Did she mean to shoot him?
- Saw Dan.
Ate chicken.
He cried. - I'm blinded by my own brilliance!
- Ricotta pie.
That's all I'm sayin'. - Don't cut me off, I'm armed.
- Grey misty clouds surrounded the farter.
- What in creation does that mean?
- You blithering idiot!
That's my cat! - Open boarders. Learn English. Work hard.
- Only visiting this planet. Your excuse?
- I wasn't expecting the vampire bite!
