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Andrew_Glaze

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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?

A Social Distortion song

In bed I like to read:

Tom Robbins

My favorite story of all time is:

Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates

Right now, I'm reading:

B is for Beer, Fool, and Pygmy

My Stories

up since two. tired but productive
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plumbing is the worst job ever
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needing to hurry up and apply
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I'm with Coco. Fuck Jay Leno.
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Damn, it's a little too soon
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virus almost gone. goodbye sore throat.
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trying to dig and squeeze it
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My nose has built a mountain.
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nine day sore throat. help doctor.
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It was a good year. thankfully.
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super funk and it's not you
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Said it before. FUCK you Christmas
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Veggie Heaven. That's where I'm at.
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It tastes like a mouth orgasm.
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pinching my thigh to stay awake
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Burned out on the house remodel
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Getting to be quite the handyman
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My finger is smashed and swollen.
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Survived lack of sleep and freedom.
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New house. New girl. Still unemployed.
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My big toe pisses blister water
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fell and my knee is swollen
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four thirty morning running wears me
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addicted to playing fake money poker
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giving away black eyes like candy
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Was accepted into the fire academy
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no dinner. but lots of beer.
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Old friend called. He wanted Money
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two day hangover, getting older sucks
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No working toilet until tomorrow. Shit.
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chasing the flush getting the bus
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Not looking for anything but love
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My back aches from moving you.
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Lost frisbee in tree then lake
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Moving too fast is my style
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Stimulants help me survive the exhaustion.
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loves the relationship term "it's complicated"
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The backfire will eventually destroy me.
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Looking forward to the trouble tomorrow.
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Everytime I'm with you. I'm drunk.
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EMS equals Earn Money while Sleeping.
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For me, don't do coke tonight.
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Didn't feel like talking to you
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Why is my wallet in hiding?
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Wrapped in a blanket of isolation
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Dreamt of being late. Woke early.
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Taking firefighters vitals all day long.
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Here today. Beach tomorrow. Then where?
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Planting tomatoes today. I love spring.
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Avocados should be called green gold.
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Drinking Ice tea all day long
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She bit me then punched me.
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Life is mud and I'm stuck.
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Slowly driving myself off a cliff.
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Getting in trouble or causing trouble
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Don't let it go to seed.
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Kill me faster this time around.
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Depression makes sleep the new black.
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Typical me fashion, I RUINED it.
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Hating everyone is just not enough.
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Love the smell of asparagus pee.
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being alone is so much easier
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Walking a very fine sidewalk crack
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blood pressure through a wet shirt?
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I am sick. I am mean.
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Crushing another persons dreams and hopes.
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Why won't you flower for me?
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My shoes smell of fermented work.
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Too many shiny balls to play
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Coming full circle feels very square.
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Sleeping makes my dreams come true.
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Yeah I hook up with her
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Fuck you Christmas. I hate you.
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Predicting a trainwreck tonight about 96.7%
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Why do I love choking you?
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Numbed myself last night. Pain today.
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I want to be an alcoholic.
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Last race of the year tomorrow!
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Thanks for scaring my eyes forever.
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Another restless night. Turn it off.
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No fried food. Almost have six-pack.
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It sure doesn't sound like you
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Blue. Black. Green. Red. Dark. Darker.
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My negative body image destroys me.
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No job. No money. No credit.
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Lost in the middle of me
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Wish I wasn't single. Happy alone.
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So many courtiers, they're just paramours.
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Haven't felt inspired as of late.
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No serial port on new computer.
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Woke up drunk. Ran. Sweat. Better.
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Looking forward to the shitshow tonight.
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So you want to play games?
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Beautiful acoustics and so wonderfully ornate.
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SoCal rain is a total joke.
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Almost shot in a parking lot.
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Plans on just using someone tonight.
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Do not download these six words
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First place in age. Fifth overall.
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Oh GU how I love you
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Getting ready to race. Oatmeal. Banana.
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Trying very hard. Need to forget.
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How many lies can I juggle?
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Get better Grandma. I love you.
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Please cool down a little SoCal.
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Worried about my race on Sunday.
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Just walk out the door please.
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Your not hot when I'm sober.
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Copious painkillers consumed. Fuzzy next morning.
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Young. Dumb. Sexy. Please don't talk.
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Completely overexerted myself today. Dreading tomorrow.
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Your silence makes my heart heal.
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You totally distracted me from life.
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Cut you out with a knife
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Shuffleboard champion. Victory tastes so sweet.
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You hooked up with him? Really?
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Please return to the East Coast
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85 degree shirtless running in November
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Excited about seeing an old friend.
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Sitting between two ex girlfriends. Awkward!
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Mistakes should be my middle name.
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Karaoke makes my throat feel funny.
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Should I get wasted tonight? now?
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Rediscovering old music makes me dance.
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Please tell my brain, "SHUT UP"
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fail. fail. fail. fail. fail. fail.
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Your dog is so freaking cute!
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We finally get to run together!
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Why do I always choose loneliness?
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My room is a total disaster.
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I deleted my memories of you.
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I slept so badly last night.
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My amaranth is seven feet tall.
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I fail at the social aspects.
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But you sure are annoying me.
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You aren't worth changing my number.
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You hate gays? I hate you.
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Very happy but bitterly sad. Confused.
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Focus damnit. Time to do it.
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I voted. Now waiting to celebrate!
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Time change has changed my dreams
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Today is such an important day.
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Very excited for tomorrow, yet nervous.
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Torrenting the secret to finding happiness
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I hate hanging out with you
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Ran until my nipples were bleeding
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I really want to get drunk
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So unmotivated today, excited for tomorrow!
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Why are you so far away?
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How long will it be waterproof?
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I could live on tater tots
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Fell in love in my Dream
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Mystery plant is four feet tall
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Burnt 2000 calories and can't sleep
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Running on a split toe hurts
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On a serious Johnny Cash kick
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Damn my liver is so sore
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I'm at war with the ants
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listening to music makes me feel
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ice tea and pickles for lunch
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the cold air burns my lungs
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got your email today. deleted it.
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I can always sleep another time
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teaching people to screw the RIAA
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not another fever, sweating all day
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Oh Great, am I sick again
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So excited to vote next month!
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Do I throw it all out?
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I need to go run away
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Wish I could be with you
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Can't you just walk away clean
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I wish I could quit you
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Swim, Bike, Run, Rinse, Eat, Repeat
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More pain leads to less pain
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