About Alison Carey
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
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Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
The Onion, Click Opera
In bed I like to read:
friends blogs, my own livejournal archives
My favorite story of all time is:
girl meets boy, etc
Right now, I'm reading:
The Plague
My Stories
- So long, cruel world! Hello road!
- Endless nights, my laptop illuminated me.
- Lyrics all day; music at night.
- Brought to you by generous donations.
- Hate being blonde; afraid to dye.
- Born in 1984. Haven't read it.
- Pronouncing it right? Just as tasty.
- On off-ramps we whirled away together.
- You followed me. Sorry I misled.
- It's not that kind of diet.
- Not depressed, just tired...very tired.
- Dated two brothers, onto best friends
- You see, we're all unrequited here.
- I love off-ramps: how they swirl...
- I spend my days waking up.
- We should have called it love.
- My baby looked good in LCD.
- You can practically see the corn.
- Vegetable dye drank my flaxen hair.
- Nowhere for the meaning to go
- Chocolate Milkshake Chocolate Milkshake Chocolate Milkshake
- I can give you diet advice.
- Suddenly too old to be precocious.
- I was tired, so I slept.
- Graduating late; lucky I look young.
- I thought you slept as deep.
- Just high standards. Very high standards.
- I said "Your wife is cool"
- Set watch three hours behind/ahead.
More SMITH Story Projects
What can you say about love and heartbreak in six words?
Everyone has a story. Can you tell yours in six words? Submit yours to be considered for SMITH's next six-word memoir book. The first book, Not Quite What I Was Planning, is out now.