
Alessandra_Rizzotti
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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
i'm from LA. celebrity culture never fazed me. i was a child model, got fat, then decided to work the business. i do standup for moral support. masochistic, i know. you can find me producing plays/events/videos as well as making video art from time to time.
graduated Magna Cum Laude from USC in Film and Social Work. currently work at Family Guy and write for Hello Giggles.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Vice Magazine, Heeb Magazine, The New Yorker, This American Life, Ted.com
In bed I like to read:
Short Stories and Poetry....Sedaris, Safran Foyer
My favorite story of all time is:
People of Paper
Right now, I'm reading:
100 Years of Solitude
Latest Memoir:
We bonded over our deviated septums.
- We bonded over our deviated septums.
- Orthodox Jewish Preschool. Reform Sunday School.
- Unemployed. more than twenty-seven weeks now.
- My synapses tell me i'm lost.
- Career goal: go to dinosaur camp.
- Move in, move away, live alone.
- Have a love-hate relationship with "internet".
- Studying brain development. mine's still growing.
- Secret ingredients: honey, cinnamon, and salsa.
- Unproductive in or out an office.
- Dinner incomplete without you across me.
- Divorcing the internet. sign here____. thanks.
- Haven't figured it (me) out yet.
- He drew us in the sand.
- Mcdonald's. first date. ROMANCE.






