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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
I fall for the hired help.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
The nail salon.
In bed I like to read:
Pill bottles.
My favorite story of all time is:
The Garden of Eden by Ernest Hemingway, if only for the description of gazpacho and poached eggs.
Right now, I'm reading:
This.
Latest Memoir:
Next Year in Boca. Jerusalem's Cold.
- Next Year in Boca. Jerusalem's Cold.
- BACON? UNKOSHER? THERE IS NO GOD.
- Need publicity? Call a Jewish mom.
- What's the point of it all?
- I fall for the hired help.
- Your voice sounds thinner today, darling.
- I will fast while I sleep.
- I will fast while I sleep.
- Jew born, yeshiva educated, date goyim.
- Me: Learning cello. Mom: Vibrato soon?
- I never asked to be born.
- Terrorists enroute. Might as well eat.
- Terrorists enroute. Might as well eat.
- Always rely on kindness of stringers.
- Singlehood is underrated until it's over.
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