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- I've reduced my life to shreds.
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- Eat nothing that had a mother.
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- Find forgiveness or something like it
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- Found Jesus, he was lost too.
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- USMC, AA, widower, God still smiles.
- Born in Alaska. Man it's cold.
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- An adulthood spent dealing with childhood.
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- I thought mine would be better
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- The mirror is getting wrinkles.
- Want to die worthy of narration
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- i was not waving, but drowning.
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- Can dish it. Can't take it.
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- Eyewitness Chatty Cathy refuses to testify.
- Bored boy with boob bbs bird
- Trapped dog watches caged bird murdered
- Ya, I gotta cracker for you...
- Know why the caged bird sings?
- The actual hole will be bigger
- Nothing, inhale and exhale, repeat. Nothing.
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- Respiration aspiration perspiration inspiration desperation expiration.
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- Still learning new stuff every day.
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- Scared. They are my biological parents.
- time passed and there I was
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- sometimes happy. sometimes sad. always resilient.
- I'm smarter than all of you.
- Nothing but curveballs. Hit some too.
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- How does one learn to love?
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- Catch me when I fall-- too.late
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- You know, guns twitters too. BANG!
- Oh, that can´t be true.
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- Matured, but forgot to grow up.
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- Not careful what I wished for.
- Ate the worm. Not worth it.
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- The other shoe may never drop.
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- My book is still not finished.
- Happily married, until the paternity test.
- Afraid of dying, terrified of living
By Kenny Clark in Six-Word Memoirs
- No man. I prefer dogs anyway.
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- Had my cake and ate it.
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- Lips sealed. Tongue tied. French kissing.
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- Why mothers? Why daughters? Why death?
- i h8 txtng. Cn we tlk?
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- Six words, huh? That's not enough
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- not everyone can be a ballerina
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- Millions of calories burned, still fat.
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- Fell in mud.Got back up.
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- Six word sentences are English haikus.
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- Grew Up Poor, Not any More
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- Fumbled love as clock ran out
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- college senior at 41, second chances.
- Sorta tried; stopped trying; trying again
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- I can't count; never could
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- Came. Saw. Went. Scratched my Head.
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- Eighties child, nineties teen, noughties statistic.
- Proud of my country, until Bush.
- Dad. Autism struck twice. Still happy.
By Rob D. in Six-Word Memoirs
- the cuts don't cover up scars
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- Second year grad student and idealess.
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- never got over my first love
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- My first sunrise was in Orlando.
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- Lost my breasts, saved my breath.
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- Bad Son, Bad Husband, Bad Dad
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- Wonder if he googles my name.
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- Realized life is short, but wide.
By Aga B. in Six-Word Memoirs
- Where is the self-help section, please?
By alicia in Six-Word Memoirs
- Transcending the sum of my pasts.
By Schlick in Six-Word Memoirs
- "Daddy, the Moon is following us!"
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- Sure Philosophy is a marketable major
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- More than one soulmate. Who knew?
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- Not Bad For An Assyrian Girl
- A unicorn says I'm make believe.
By Jade in Six-Word Memoirs
- I resigned myself to being ordinary
By c. jones in Six-Word Memoirs
- God is real, he's just indifferent.
- I took a circuitous route home.
By todd spector in Six-Word Memoirs
- Jump-shot at the buzzer,
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By andy waisler in Six-Word Memoirs
- Ceci n’est pas une Memoir.
By andy waisler in Six-Word Memoirs
- 84 years old. Never said anything.
- Death. The suspense is killing me.
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- Found happiness in making people pretty.
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- Tilted at windmills, didn't save world
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- Leapt, didn't look; no longer leap.
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- big man on campus. nothings since
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- Who cared about the prom, anyway?
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- Saw commercial. Checked WebMD. Got it
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- 60. Still haven't forgiven my parents.
By Russel in Six-Word Memoirs
- went for the bunt. Missed it.
- Mud is dirt with an attitude.
- Is this all that there is?
By Judy Magenis in Six-Word Memoirs
- bohemian in theory. bourgeouis in practice.
- It will be alright one day.
By Bruce Taylor in Six-Word Memoirs
- It’s called Neverland for a reason
- the grass is not greener here
- Yes, yes, like that, faster, harder.
- Could you repeat the question, please?
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- messed everything up all by myself
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- The penis, mightier than the sword.
By Mark Aldron in Six-Word Memoirs
- Could I try it again?
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- Would a different path have mattered?
By Chuck Wuest in Six-Word Memoirs
- I slept through most of it.
By Claire in Six-Word Memoirs
- I'm beginning to think it's me
- waiting to see how it ends
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- Dotted i's, crossed t's, now what?
By Ed Ridgley in Six-Word Memoirs
- ...and God keeps playing with me
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- Finally raining. Wish I'd planted yesterday.
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- Finally published memoir- after clicking "SUBMIT"
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- Take one egg. Add sperm. Scramble.
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- No drugs; drugs; too many drugs.
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- Inspired hired fired tired retired expired..
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- Its-amazing-how-far-one-can-get-in-life-by-bending-the-rules.
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- Sought the fame, fought the same.
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- Would have, but watched TV instead.
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- I was 10 when mom died.
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- Pottstown. Princeton. Forever straddling two worlds.
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- You are the sperm that won.
- Pastors pray, politicians prey, people pay.
- twitching, flailing, people staring.
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- Can't make a million with poetry.
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- I don't remember who I am
- Twisted like Oliver. Please, sir. More.
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- THIS IS JUST MY DAY JOB
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- Girl, Sixteen, Cold Hands, Warm Heart
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- Turned on, tuned in, timed out.
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- wonder if I'm even worth it.
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- i should have been an abortion
- Napped a lot, enjoyed every second.
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- Lost my legs. Still getting laid.
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- smoked to look older. it worked
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- have not a lick of ambition
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- Wanted legal career badly, big mistake.
- One year later. Still miss Dad.
By in Six-Word Memoirs
- Married my best friend. Four boys.
- I've been scared my whole life.
- 3 years to erase 5 days
By Ella in Six-Word Memoirs
- Lost mother's corpse, always feels guilty
- Keep falling off my high horse.
- can't stand dis baby mama drama.
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- Wish there was painkiller for life.
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- Lord, I just don't get it...
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- falls down a lot. laughs more.
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- Life's too short to have faith.
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- Finally got both oars into water.
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- This won't matter in 1,000 years
By Ed Ridgley in Six-Word Memoirs
- THIS time i'll tell'im good bye
- Still don't buy gas at Exxon.
- I can not do this anymore.
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- That dude was right- Wear sunscreen.
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- Fell in mud.Got back up.
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- Life is short, who knew?
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- My childhood didn't survive her death.
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- a happy childhood doesn't always work
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- Knowing and doing are not related.
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- my life is a Seinfeld repeat.
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- All my stuff is in storage.
- fifty years, no evidence god exists
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- Once, the chalkboard. Now, the chalk.
- Saved by women's magazines. How Bazaar.
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- Dad dropped dead, life became focused.
- Once upon a time, nothing happened.
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- From french fries to Fortune 500
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- No respect it happens oh well
- Life,love,family,alone,scare
- Never thought we'd be childless parents.
- She smiled, years of wondering lifted.
- I've been victim, warrior, now gardener.
- I've been victim, warrior, now gardener.
- Sometimes I should just shut up.
- She smiled, years of wondering lifted
- Mine. Yours. Never ours. No point.
- Sometimes I should just shut up.
- Play by the rules or die.
- He let the cat out. Once.
- I'm glad I found my sister.
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- so many girls so little time
- Perfectionism kills creativity: get over it!
- Remind me that I'm not eternal.
- I've not found the perfect word.
- Couldn't fly, so I jumped instead.
- To the table born I am
- Loving life, husband, and three sons.
- Mom, what is for dinner tonight?
- Everything I never wanted, thank god.
- Monkey boy seeks thrills and adventure.
- My life is not finished yet.
- Fun stands for frivolous uncensored naughtiness
- Go Navy. Beat Army. Every day.
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- Difficult choices, mental melee. Still going.
- Moved in. No ring. Moved out.
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- pee dribbling into a toilet: sunrise
- one write-in vote for Salvador Dali
- really pissed off, I say, "Rimsky-Korsakov!"
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- the miracle of urine escapes me
- I think sex is an aphrodisiac
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- forever wanting Bubbles to blow me
- nobody knows the stubble I've seen
- Bob McGrath from Sesame Street
- all have baggage; too many overpack.
- Loved hard, loved long, loved wrong.
- Private School, MBA, No Job. Damn.
- worked late, burnt dinner, danced alone.
- Farm 20 acres of math problems
- Junk mail: deliverable, important parcels: no.
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- He makes me feel brand new
- Told dog of love, not Mother
- Ordered peking duck, still waiting, fuck
- Six words, hmmm let me think
- Defy Nature, Co-Exist, Re-write the Rules.
- Tall, dark, nice ass gone alas
- Hope and Faith have sustained me.
- That dude was right- Wear sunscreen.
- Ride Bicycle Fast. Drink Beer Slow.
- Seventy different trips around the sun.
- Old guys, New war, Kids die
- Pale blue dot, gone and forgotten
- I cried, I tried, I died
- Wife, daughter, me, one big heart
- Waiting for invite, tick tick tick
- Life is short, who knew?
- Next life will be better, maybe
- Beer, beauty, sex, sober, ugly, beer
- Send your kids, war is fun
- Apes to men, men to animals
- Kids gone, wife gone, life gone
- Said I do and I did
- Fire Bad Frankenstein Good Re-use Re-cycle.
- I will in five minutes, promise.
- Found a beauty in ugly city
- OK, I'll Shut Up Now. Goodbye.
- Work Ride Eat Drink Love. Repeat.
- By parents, by law, by god
- Touch me but not my heart
- I can't have cancer, oh really
- Met the Queen, think we clicked
- Married mistress, made love to wife
- I wish the twins were born
- Kids gone, echoes loud in home
- Came to USA, go home someday
- I loved you once, maybe still
- A dharma slave beyond God's words
- Isn't this a bit too narcissistic?
- just visiting; see you again soon
- dances with abandon. only barefeet can.
- barefoot everywhere. loves how it feels.
- Farted in court, judge not happy
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- My childhood didn't survive her death.
- Dad gone, mom going, me left.
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- Bachelors, job, debt, Master's, career. Phew!
- Millions of calories burned, still fat.
- not everyone can be a ballerina
- Was innocent. Still did the time...
- Six words, huh? That's not enough
- a happy childhood doesn't always work
- Knowing and doing are not related.
- Fell in mud.Got back up.
- Being a senior citizen is liberating!
- Six word sentences are English haikus.
- Six word sentences: I cannot stop.
- Stop me if you've heard this.
- Filking is a way of life.
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- The word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious sounds quite atrocious.
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- Nothing ever exceeds more than excess.
- As if Catholic school wasn't enough!
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- Found true love. Happily ever after.
- Thinking music but can not sing
- Fumbled love as clock ran out
- Girlfriend gone, but I'm still hopeful
- Said no to every good fortune.
- unlucky in love, lucky in friendship.
- Perfectionism cripples my spirit. Wilting alone.
- Relocate park trash; to the cans!
- Sorta tried; stopped trying; trying again
- Have taken enough; time to give
- I can't count; never could
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- lost, but finding my way out.
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- Pseudo-vegetarian = I eat fish. You?
- Aching to burst forth and bloom
- I really am scared of chickens.
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- the cuts don't cover up scars
- Second year grad student and idealess.
- I can't believe I got him
- his wife died; me still married
- Lost ability to distinguish what's reasonable
- never got over my first love
- Moke River canyon; awe-inspiring; everyday! LUCKY!
- Late to party. Still in corner.
- I'm pain, scars, and broken bones.
- Karaoke on Tuesday. Funeral on Wednesday.
- I'm here. I'm there. I'm gone.
- I came, I saw, I loved
- My first sunrise was in Orlando.
- "a surviving, motherless daughter finally victorious."
- Lost my breasts, saved my breath.
- Can't let go, please come back.
- "I said, TURN ON THE TV!"
- Bad Son, Bad Husband, Bad Dad
- Wonder if he googles my name.
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- Did much with the time allowed
- Felt the emotions for us both
- Complexity is the foundation of maturity
- Lost ability to distinguish what's reasonable
- Returning to Redwoods like meditating breath
- Mastitis, 36 diaper changes, alone, survival
- Honeymoon, devastating earthquake, dysentery. Must leave
- Bad ideas are much more fun!
- movie set--YES! Dream checked off.
- not separate but one, why hate?
- Sure Philosophy is a marketable major
- More than one soulmate. Who knew?
- ice cream addiction: hiker's life, freedom
- moving always, but keeping my guitar
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- I drive more than I sleep.
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- Want to act; want to eat.
- kept buzy honing art of selfindulgence
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