Have you had a brush with fame? Has a celebrity of one sort or another unexpectedly entered your sphere like an alien, landing? Maybe you met Sharon Stone in line to meet the Dalai Lama, ran into Jon Stewart at the dressing room of the Gap, or somehow have Mick Jagger’s urine in your freezer. These things happen. Tell us about it in 250 words or less.

We’ve all got ex-lovers, partners, husbands, wives. Some we equate with beautiful moments of love. Others were train wrecks. What’s your favorite ex story?

The worst thing that person ever did? When did the relationship jumped the shark? The top five reasons you’re glad It’s. All. Over.

Tell us in 500 words. Tell us in just 50 words. But don’t hold back. Really, you’ll feel better.