Jessica Biel Before Superstardom
So then, we start chatting: about her audition, about how she thinks I would make a great Maureen in 'Rent', about Brazilian bikini waxes, and 'tossing the salad.' I talked about anal play with Jessica Biel!
A couple of years ago, after an improv class at the _Upright Citizens Brigade,_ some of my fellow improvisers and I went to a nearby watering hole for grub and imbibements.
One of my friends was talking about how his wife's friend Jessica was in town auditioning for some Broadway play, and let on that she would be stopping by. When she came in to meet us, imagine my surprise when it was none other than Jessica Biel.
Being a closeted fan of _7th Heaven,_ I couldn't help but be totally star-struck when she sat at our table right across from me. Now, this was a couple of years ago, right before she exploded as a veritable It Girl for the post-teen set, so she caused no scene in this Chelsea bar. But I couldn't believe she was right in front of me, just as beautiful and built as she is in photos.
So then we start chatting: about her audition, about how she thinks I would make a great Maureen in _Rent,_ about Brazilian bikini waxes, and "tossing the salad." I talked about anal play with Jessica Biel! I don't remember how the night ended, but it was a great time, and I am proud to report that Jessica Biel is a super-sweet, quality individual.