My best buddy, who is also single, has a single sister, and she says that Mitch's magic tricks are...well..very corny. Not so.
During the Super Bowl host parties, I accosted a woman at a hotel party who was wearing a _Stuff_ magazine placard, and asked: "My buddy just got two small dogs. He wants to name them after a '70s or '80s duo band. Do you have any suggestions?"
She laughed. "Yeah," she said, "how about Milli and Vanilli?"
Ah, good wit--we were in for a fun night. Also, I had magic tricks on me to keep Read more