Happy Monday. If you don’t have Columbus Day off—and one wonders how it can still be a national holiday except in, say, Arizona—then you’re probably not psyched to be at work and staring at your overpaid, demanding, unappreciative, and possibly even ungroomed boss. We feel you. And so do our friends at True Office Confessions. Taking a page out of our six-word book, TOC is seeking six-word reviews of your boss. Submit your best six here.

Book shot from Flickr user candrews.