Yes, yes, I’ve gotten you allllll excited with my post title, and don’t worry, I’m not screwing with your mind. We’ll get to it, I promise.

In the meantime, though, a real sample of personal media, from “YourTube News.” This one’s a well-crafted (if long) opinion piece about the “phenomenon” — you’ll see why I have that in quotes — of new, Lonelygirl15-esque, video series. I think it’s pretty well eviscerated here.

After the jump, as a very special holiday gift to all of you—my dick in a box.

My office has been totally, totally paralyzed by this video. And I was skeptical at first, I’ll admit. But come on. It’s awesome. And it’s the video that everyone will be talking about at Christmas dinner.