“Kiss Jon Stewart on the mouth”

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

By Larry Smith

BT_stewartcolbert_catalog_1100.jpgThat’s M. Garvey’s six-word New Year’s Resolution, just submitted to SMITH & The Huffington Post’s new contest. Ten days left to send in a resolution for yourself, a friend, or even someone, or something, we’ve all heard of—like Jon Stewart, above, or members of the Cabinet, to which one reader offers this advice: “Whitehouse: Transformational leadership wanted, apply within.”

More sweet and vicious hopes and dreams for ‘07 we’re loving lately are:

Save the world. And quit quitting
Watch each Bond movie twelve times
Drink more water, eat less chocolate
Happiness is equilibrium, shift your weight

Yummy, huh? We’re continuously streaming in the latest resolutions on our contest page if you want a bigger taste.

And yours? Tell us here. Win a shirt courtesy of the Huffpost, like the one pictured above, or the ones here, which you’ll see set the bar high as far as good tees go.

2 Responses

  1. rachel says:

    I love this one (not mine):
    Sell: Futon; manuscript; film rights; out.

  2. Kathy says:

    I would love to be Colbert’s intern…

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