We recently introduced the popuLIST, our weekly reader question that seeks your personal take on current events. Each Monday, we post a Q, and you answer in 100 words or less. The following Monday we’ll post the best answers, as well as a new question, giving you one more reason to amuse yourself and blow off your day job.

The Q we’re currently running with goes like this:
You’re in Congress right now—congrats! What’s the scandal that’s going to bring you down?

Submit your answer here. Best ones appear on the front page. The top post of the month wins a SMITH tee. All who answer get invited to our one-year anniversary party in January. And—it goes without saying—when it comes to fantasy scandals, we’re all winners.