Curses.

I’ve missed out on yet another opportunity for an old man to grab my butt.

In what certainly shocked no one on Earth, FOX News has decided to settle a sexual harassment suit in which four women allege that a vice president of the news organization offered to rub them down with humus.

Oops! Sorry, wrong dude.

Anyway, in a statement, FOX “denied all wrongdoing in this action and subsequent settlement.”

Natch.

So, let me get this straight… FOX claims nothing inappropriate happened, yet they still chose to shell out $225,000 to make this whole thing go away.

Surely, this wasn’t done out of the goodness of Rupert’s heart?

Something tells me the four women involved forgot to bring their tape recorder to the office.

Mental note: beg for job back — preferably with a horny male supervisor who won’t notice recorder shoved in blouse.