These don’t really fit the definition of viral video, so I decided not to wait until Friday to post them.

Come to think of it, these don’t really fit with the mission of this publication as a whole, if you look at it from a certain perspective. And you know what, Larry? You can fire me if you want. But in my opinion, everyone has a story — and that includes The Swedish Chef.

And yes, if you’re wondering, that is a collection of clips of the Swedish Chef, from the Muppet Show.

(Via Slashfood.)