“On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: ‘a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates, including the great apes.’”
So begin the Monkey Chow Diaries, Angryman’s attempt to survive on monkey feed for seven chow-filled days. How’s it going?
Weight: 169 lbs
Poop: none so far today (will update)
Monkey-like Attributes: Do monkeys have superhuman olfactory senses? Because I can smell every hamburger barbequed within 5 miles of my house.