TJ to the Max

April 12th, 2006 by john

Caught up in Joe-mania? You need to throw on an aloha shirt and read this.

Trader Joe’s Dried Fruit Chile Spiced Mango ($1.99). This is your maximum dried fruit return on investment, and it doesn’t have sulfites. After you eat half the bag, make sure you seal the bag up tight because the mangoes will dry up even further and at this point chewing makes it seem like you’re on ESPN2. For chewing. Like a radical extreme chewing competition. Starring you. Don’t mix these up with the other type of dried mango which has sulfites (memory jab: bad odors) and saturated fat.

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